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turntex[After finally getting through all the "welcome to spacefuture" stuff and the Legionnaire oath shit, there's a huge ship full of amazing new things to see. So of course, the first thing Dave does is sit down with his omnicom and check out their little network. Kids these days with their internet and their mobile devices. Gosh.
A bit of fussing and he's even got his standard font set up. It almost feels like old times, pestering people online. Unfortunately, this means everyone else is faced with this wall of eyebleedy text.]
ok cool so i guess were playing superheroes now
im down with that i guess but theres a few things weve gotta cover first
number one im not wearing any spandex
i know its a fucking tragedy
depriving the universe of this hot ass clad in the tightest material possible
thats practically villainy in itself really
go ahead and arrest me for this heinous crime but im sticking to my guns here
gotta leave some stuff to the imagination yknow
besides ive got these godpajamas and theyre comfy as shit
youll have to pry these duds from my cold dead corpse
but hey they come with a cape and everything so i think im pretty set on the costume front
so moving on
number two is the superhero name thing
im actually cool with that part but see the difficult thing is picking the best option
there are just too many excellent possibilities how am i supposed to make a decision like this
minute man
clockblock
im think im leaning towards justin time for the potential hilarity but im open to opinions and/or other ideas
apparently chronoblivion is taken so thats a bummer i was totally gonna use that
anyway number three
i need yall to sound off or something
if im stuck forming the justice league with a whole new squad of weirdos then im gonna need to know what what im working with here
and if were gonna do introductions guess i should probably go first
im dave
sup
A bit of fussing and he's even got his standard font set up. It almost feels like old times, pestering people online. Unfortunately, this means everyone else is faced with this wall of eyebleedy text.]
ok cool so i guess were playing superheroes now
im down with that i guess but theres a few things weve gotta cover first
number one im not wearing any spandex
i know its a fucking tragedy
depriving the universe of this hot ass clad in the tightest material possible
thats practically villainy in itself really
go ahead and arrest me for this heinous crime but im sticking to my guns here
gotta leave some stuff to the imagination yknow
besides ive got these godpajamas and theyre comfy as shit
youll have to pry these duds from my cold dead corpse
but hey they come with a cape and everything so i think im pretty set on the costume front
so moving on
number two is the superhero name thing
im actually cool with that part but see the difficult thing is picking the best option
there are just too many excellent possibilities how am i supposed to make a decision like this
minute man
clockblock
im think im leaning towards justin time for the potential hilarity but im open to opinions and/or other ideas
apparently chronoblivion is taken so thats a bummer i was totally gonna use that
anyway number three
i need yall to sound off or something
if im stuck forming the justice league with a whole new squad of weirdos then im gonna need to know what what im working with here
and if were gonna do introductions guess i should probably go first
im dave
sup