frickingguardian: (I'm workin' here)
frickingguardian ([personal profile] frickingguardian) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2016-06-06 10:07 pm

[Video] Tinkering

[Rocket is peering too closely at his omnicom for a moment as he speaks, tapping on the screen and grumbling.]

Is this thing-okay, yeah, here we go.

[He pulls back so he can look at it more clearly, laying his ears back and frowning a bit.]

Hey, new guy here. I gotta work on the guns I came with to get them up to spec. Any techie types, there a spot where you guys usually work?

[Tech types, prepare to lock your toolchests down, or you're going to come back to an absolute nightmare.]
whyarewehere: (L)

[personal profile] whyarewehere 2016-06-07 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
You're fuzzy and adorable.
whyarewehere: (E)

[personal profile] whyarewehere 2016-06-07 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously dude. Guns and explosives: intimidating. A ficus? Not so much.
whyarewehere: (A)

[personal profile] whyarewehere 2016-06-07 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
What was there to see?
whyarewehere: (K)

[personal profile] whyarewehere 2016-06-07 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure some Roundup will fix that.
whyarewehere: (L)

[personal profile] whyarewehere 2016-06-07 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
You're still just trying to distract me from the fact you're fuzzy and adorable and you arrange flowers.

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[personal profile] iamresponding 2016-06-07 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Grif, you need to stop.

He is going to kill you. I'm not saying that as a joke. If you keep this up, he will actually kill you. You'll be dead.

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[personal profile] the_fuzz 2016-06-08 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Grif. I know you wouldn't have any reason to know this, but you really shouldn't call someone of another species that.
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[personal profile] whyarewehere 2016-06-08 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, you guys are all so cute and fluffy it fogs my simple, human brain.

[ He has no idea that this is serious. In any way. ]
the_fuzz: (explain)

[personal profile] the_fuzz 2016-06-08 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Judy glares. Seriously, she just told him, he should know better.]

There are so many reasons why you need to stop. It's offensive and condescending.
Edited 2016-06-08 04:56 (UTC)
whyarewehere: (L)

[personal profile] whyarewehere 2016-06-08 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that is kinda what I was going for...
the_fuzz: (frown)

[personal profile] the_fuzz 2016-06-08 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[She's not going to let him get to her, she's not going to let him get to her...except with the foot tapping, like a bipedal Thumper, it's pretty obvious he's already gotten to her.]

Grif, if you keep doing this intentionally I'm not going to held responsible for what happens.
Edited 2016-06-08 05:24 (UTC)
whyarewehere: (E)

[personal profile] whyarewehere 2016-06-08 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ Grif gets people's goats. It's what he does. He could have his own personal petting zoo. It's a fun and completely repercussionless time for all, being assholes back and forth on the space internet. Right? ]

I can't believe I am being threatened for calling fluffy, adorable little animal people fluffy and adorable.

And here I thought everyone was all about trying to get me to be truthful and honest and all that crap.
the_fuzz: (Unimpressed)

[personal profile] the_fuzz 2016-06-09 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Not when you're being speciesist. I can't believe I actually tried to be nice to you.
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[personal profile] whyarewehere 2016-06-09 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
If this is all it takes for you to be disappointed in me, I almost feel sorry for you going forward.

[ He thought it was pretty weird, himself. ]

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[personal profile] thethinzooline 2016-06-08 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, when you called me adorable that it was...idiotic but it's not like a thing with foxes.

With rabbits it's an actual thing.

[And Nick's certainly guilty of doing it himself, but he was actively trying to be a condescending jerk at the time. It's a jerk thing to do. So now that he's Judy's friend and (moderately) less of a jerk, he's very much against it.]

I'm sure you humans have just as many creative ways to offend each other for stupid, ridiculous reasons as we do back home. Imagine it's like one of those and stop doing it.
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[personal profile] whyarewehere 2016-06-08 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm starting to think that everything is a thing.

As the team asshole, I could get used to this.
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[personal profile] thethinzooline 2016-06-08 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
It's like a species thing. And not a species thing like the way I constantly insult humans about their weird faces.

As in...

[He flails, trying to think of an equivalent and tilts his head at the camera.]

Humans have to have stupid things you're terrible to each other over, to the point you come up with slurs or little tiny ways of being obnoxious to each other --usually things people have no control over. Whatever those things are, it's like one of those.

[This is the last time he's going to try to explain. After this, if it doesn't get through to Grif, he's giving up and just recording it when Judy inevitably loses her patience with him. And holding her stuff if she needs any stuff held.]
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[personal profile] whyarewehere 2016-06-09 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Grif's tone is completely, angelically innocent when he says: ]

If I don't stop, is the fur gonna fly?
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[personal profile] thethinzooline 2016-06-09 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Nick just gives Grif a long deadpan stare.]

If you'll excuse me, I need to go find Judy so I can watch her kick your tail.
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[personal profile] whyarewehere 2016-06-09 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Grif can't keep a straight face and just cracks up laughing. ]

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