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thelegion2016-06-06 10:07 pm
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[Video] Tinkering
[Rocket is peering too closely at his omnicom for a moment as he speaks, tapping on the screen and grumbling.]
Is this thing-okay, yeah, here we go.
[He pulls back so he can look at it more clearly, laying his ears back and frowning a bit.]
Hey, new guy here. I gotta work on the guns I came with to get them up to spec. Any techie types, there a spot where you guys usually work?
[Tech types, prepare to lock your toolchests down, or you're going to come back to an absolute nightmare.]
Is this thing-okay, yeah, here we go.
[He pulls back so he can look at it more clearly, laying his ears back and frowning a bit.]
Hey, new guy here. I gotta work on the guns I came with to get them up to spec. Any techie types, there a spot where you guys usually work?
[Tech types, prepare to lock your toolchests down, or you're going to come back to an absolute nightmare.]
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Still gonna kick your ass with a houseplant.
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You didn't see what I did to that plant in the medbay.
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You know, the usual.
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He is going to kill you. I'm not saying that as a joke. If you keep this up, he will actually kill you. You'll be dead.
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[ He has no idea that this is serious. In any way. ]
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There are so many reasons why you need to stop. It's offensive and condescending.
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Grif, if you keep doing this intentionally I'm not going to held responsible for what happens.
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I can't believe I am being threatened for calling fluffy, adorable little animal people fluffy and adorable.
And here I thought everyone was all about trying to get me to be truthful and honest and all that crap.
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[ He thought it was pretty weird, himself. ]
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With rabbits it's an actual thing.
[And Nick's certainly guilty of doing it himself, but he was actively trying to be a condescending jerk at the time. It's a jerk thing to do. So now that he's Judy's friend and (moderately) less of a jerk, he's very much against it.]
I'm sure you humans have just as many creative ways to offend each other for stupid, ridiculous reasons as we do back home. Imagine it's like one of those and stop doing it.
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As the team asshole, I could get used to this.
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As in...
[He flails, trying to think of an equivalent and tilts his head at the camera.]
Humans have to have stupid things you're terrible to each other over, to the point you come up with slurs or little tiny ways of being obnoxious to each other --usually things people have no control over. Whatever those things are, it's like one of those.
[This is the last time he's going to try to explain. After this, if it doesn't get through to Grif, he's giving up and just recording it when Judy inevitably loses her patience with him. And holding her stuff if she needs any stuff held.]
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If I don't stop, is the fur gonna fly?
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If you'll excuse me, I need to go find Judy so I can watch her kick your tail.
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