[Video] Tinkering

[frickingguardian]

[Rocket is peering too closely at his omnicom for a moment as he speaks, tapping on the screen and grumbling.]

Is this thing-okay, yeah, here we go.

[He pulls back so he can look at it more clearly, laying his ears back and frowning a bit.]

Hey, new guy here. I gotta work on the guns I came with to get them up to spec. Any techie types, there a spot where you guys usually work?

[Tech types, prepare to lock your toolchests down, or you're going to come back to an absolute nightmare.]

Comments

[iamresponding]

I've always felt gladiolas were tasteful and classy. I'll see if they haven't gone extinct and put an order in with a florist.

Want me to put your name on the card, too?

[headinjuries]

Oh man, it never even occurred to me that stuff might've gone extinct by now.

That's kinda trippy to think about.

[iamresponding]

Alls I care about is that somehow they apparently still have the same strain of banana.

You know how banana candy never tastes like banana? That's 'cause it the flavoring was based on a banana strain that went exist.

And cocoa. Apparently cocoa hasn't gone extinct.

[headinjuries]

What, seriously? I mean, banana candy all tastes like crap anyway, but that explains so much.

[whyarewehere]

If cocoa had gone extinct, I would've just killed myself and saved short, sharp, and fuzzy over there the trouble.

[whyarewehere]

If you guys are so sure the Green Thumb over there is gonna kill me, why not let him pick?

[headinjuries]

Because we have just enough love and respect for you to try and spare you the possibility of those really gross flowers that smell like dead bodies.

I mean, you'll have that angle covered yourself, anyway.

[whyarewehere]

Dude, it's my funeral. If I'm dead, I want you all to be suffering with me.

[headinjuries]

Depriving us of your presence is suffering enough.

[whyarewehere]

Nobody likes a kiss-ass, Sam.

[headinjuries]

But who else are we gonna use as a bullet shield?

[whyarewehere]

Knowing you guys, someone will probably volunteer.