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thelegion2016-06-06 10:07 pm
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[Video] Tinkering
[Rocket is peering too closely at his omnicom for a moment as he speaks, tapping on the screen and grumbling.]
Is this thing-okay, yeah, here we go.
[He pulls back so he can look at it more clearly, laying his ears back and frowning a bit.]
Hey, new guy here. I gotta work on the guns I came with to get them up to spec. Any techie types, there a spot where you guys usually work?
[Tech types, prepare to lock your toolchests down, or you're going to come back to an absolute nightmare.]
Is this thing-okay, yeah, here we go.
[He pulls back so he can look at it more clearly, laying his ears back and frowning a bit.]
Hey, new guy here. I gotta work on the guns I came with to get them up to spec. Any techie types, there a spot where you guys usually work?
[Tech types, prepare to lock your toolchests down, or you're going to come back to an absolute nightmare.]
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As the team asshole, I could get used to this.
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As in...
[He flails, trying to think of an equivalent and tilts his head at the camera.]
Humans have to have stupid things you're terrible to each other over, to the point you come up with slurs or little tiny ways of being obnoxious to each other --usually things people have no control over. Whatever those things are, it's like one of those.
[This is the last time he's going to try to explain. After this, if it doesn't get through to Grif, he's giving up and just recording it when Judy inevitably loses her patience with him. And holding her stuff if she needs any stuff held.]
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If I don't stop, is the fur gonna fly?
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If you'll excuse me, I need to go find Judy so I can watch her kick your tail.
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Because if you piss her off enough she's going to kick it.
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[Disappointment.]
I got all hopeful because of the "I'm not going to be responsible for what happens."
[Oh well.]
I guess I'll just have to see if the raccoon guy will let me film it when he beats Grif up.
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And yeah, you can film it.
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I'm going to put it on space zootube, along with the video of Grif running into a wall.
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Not that I'm actually afraid.
I just want to establish that I hate you.
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I changed my mind. I'm kicking him in the face.
[The cute comments, she could handle. But there wasn't a chance in hell was she letting him get away with insulting Nick like that.]
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[It almost sounds at first like he's going to talk her out of it.]
At least wait until I get there, so I can film it.
[Okay, nope. Not talking her out of it.]
I know I should be the bigger mammal here, or say I've been called worse, or say you don't need to fight my battles for me, or say something about Legion protocol something something something.
[He waves a paw and then the wave leads into a full body shrug.]
Buuuut I just really want to see you kick him in the face. I'll film it and hold your stuff for you. Be right there!