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Brainiac 5 | Querl Dox (post-zero hour) ([personal profile] googledox) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2016-06-02 12:01 am

Good news, everyone! (set after everyone has rested from plot and slowed their collective roll)

[Brainy went to the Medbay and to see Dr. Ryk'rr for his post-mission debrief, as ordered. Standard procedure. But he hasn't slept. Of course he hasn't slept. He's been very, very busy. Especially since this is something that he couldn't find information about alone -- he's been putting in calls all night to countless other scientists in countless other institutions and government organizations.]

I checked four-hundred fifty different survey programs, run by various institutions and government organizations, and according to the most recent remote surveys that have estimated the size of the material universe, most data indicates that this universe is the same estimated size that it was when last assayed.

Except for every probe that has passed by a particular, distant, uninhabited sector of the Milky Way Galaxy.

Every single data compilation from every probe that passed through that sector has registered the existence of unexplained chronal and spatial anomalies, and that readings in that area indicate that the material universe is now at a size that is unquantifiably larger. It's as if this universe now simply has no end, even when its overall mass was once at a generally estimable size before.

In this sector, the fabric of spacetime is also twisted in configurations that the fabric of reality shouldn't even be capable of contorting into according to all known laws of astrophysics.

Every one of these organizations and institutions dismissed these anomalous readings as statistical outliers or equipment malfunctions. Due the probes often having long-distance sweeps that sometimes take them years or months to complete, it's only within the last few months that they started running diagnostics on their respective probes and start contacting other organizations to compare results. Since they had yet to determine a cause for such clearly impossible readings, they hadn't yet escalated notice of these readings to the appropriate authorities.

[Brainy draws in a deep breath.]

In layman's terms, something has attached itself to that sector of the galaxy. Something that has a mass larger than the entirety of this universe. Larger than the entire mass of multiple universes.

I've instructed the UP Council to bar all space travel to the area and plan to send my own probe to gather readings on the region, but as of this moment, I can say with almost 99.999% certainty, after seeing the readings I saw, that the Time Trapper was telling the truth.

There is no other possible explanation.
ringslinging: when you could fuck a bald eagle (that's like riding a pigeon)

[personal profile] ringslinging 2016-06-02 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
They're squiggly and they make girls jump, that's bug enough for me.
iamresponding: (bucketless - reassuring smile)

[personal profile] iamresponding 2016-06-02 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, didn't know we were basing -- our super advanced -- interdimensional science. On 3rd grade playground rules.
ringslinging: i think i really have this valentine's day thing down (i'm gonna watch porn and nap.)

[personal profile] ringslinging 2016-06-02 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? Kyle used to say our lives were like Star Wars meets the X-Files, and we all know the science in Star Wars is bullshit.
iamresponding: (bucketless - smirk)

[personal profile] iamresponding 2016-06-03 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
Those're both fiction. We're not fiction.
ringslinging: i'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the panthers. (fuck you dude.)

[personal profile] ringslinging 2016-06-03 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Before we got here I was using weaponized willpower to join forces with a bunch of other color-coded emotionally powered superheroes and/or villains to beat the crap out of death itself.

I may not be fiction, but I've accepted that my life is equally ridiculous.
iamresponding: (bucketless - amused)

[personal profile] iamresponding 2016-06-05 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
Worms still aren't bugs, even by superhero science rules.
ringslinging: emoji (where's the chopping off someone's balls)

[personal profile] ringslinging 2016-06-05 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Rich.

Rich.




I don't care.
iamresponding: (bucketless - shy smile)

[personal profile] iamresponding 2016-06-06 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is where Rich just giggles -- yes, giggles, becauase he's high as balls right now and mostly he was just trying to bug Hal for fun.]
ringslinging: i want to get my pilot's license is so i can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!" (the majority of the reason)

[personal profile] ringslinging 2016-06-06 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Do I need to come down there and slap you sober?