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Brainiac 5 | Querl Dox (post-zero hour) ([personal profile] googledox) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2016-06-02 12:01 am

Good news, everyone! (set after everyone has rested from plot and slowed their collective roll)

[Brainy went to the Medbay and to see Dr. Ryk'rr for his post-mission debrief, as ordered. Standard procedure. But he hasn't slept. Of course he hasn't slept. He's been very, very busy. Especially since this is something that he couldn't find information about alone -- he's been putting in calls all night to countless other scientists in countless other institutions and government organizations.]

I checked four-hundred fifty different survey programs, run by various institutions and government organizations, and according to the most recent remote surveys that have estimated the size of the material universe, most data indicates that this universe is the same estimated size that it was when last assayed.

Except for every probe that has passed by a particular, distant, uninhabited sector of the Milky Way Galaxy.

Every single data compilation from every probe that passed through that sector has registered the existence of unexplained chronal and spatial anomalies, and that readings in that area indicate that the material universe is now at a size that is unquantifiably larger. It's as if this universe now simply has no end, even when its overall mass was once at a generally estimable size before.

In this sector, the fabric of spacetime is also twisted in configurations that the fabric of reality shouldn't even be capable of contorting into according to all known laws of astrophysics.

Every one of these organizations and institutions dismissed these anomalous readings as statistical outliers or equipment malfunctions. Due the probes often having long-distance sweeps that sometimes take them years or months to complete, it's only within the last few months that they started running diagnostics on their respective probes and start contacting other organizations to compare results. Since they had yet to determine a cause for such clearly impossible readings, they hadn't yet escalated notice of these readings to the appropriate authorities.

[Brainy draws in a deep breath.]

In layman's terms, something has attached itself to that sector of the galaxy. Something that has a mass larger than the entirety of this universe. Larger than the entire mass of multiple universes.

I've instructed the UP Council to bar all space travel to the area and plan to send my own probe to gather readings on the region, but as of this moment, I can say with almost 99.999% certainty, after seeing the readings I saw, that the Time Trapper was telling the truth.

There is no other possible explanation.
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[personal profile] nerdninja 2016-06-02 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ At least one person had no problem following the sciencebabble. ]

So it's not the Spiders Georg of astrophysics after all. Got it.

How soon will we have data from your own probe?
headinjuries: (i wish i could just hang out in ERs)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-06-02 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
I thought space was supposed to be endless.

[ HAS EVERYONE BEEN LYING ]
nerdninja: (08)

[personal profile] nerdninja 2016-06-02 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Then you have my sword.

Well. Bo staff.
headinjuries: & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet (i had to do a class evaluation today)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-06-02 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Iron Man was totally screwing with me. Noted.
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[personal profile] nerdninja 2016-06-02 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
There's this bit in the Lord of the Rings, and...well, it loses something secondhand, but yeah. Reference.

I'll swing by the labs after you've actually slept so we can get cracking.

[personal profile] leverageintceo 2016-06-02 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Or possibly neither of you. Maybe none of us would exist because the single real universe would be something completely different.

I bet it's full of dust mites, with their little skin-eating mandibles.
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[personal profile] nerdninja 2016-06-02 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not totally up on my Coluan biology, but, uh, is that healthy?
nerdninja: (11)

[personal profile] nerdninja 2016-06-02 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
That's gotta come in handy.

On my way down, then.
whyarewehere: (G)

[personal profile] whyarewehere 2016-06-02 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm starting to miss the part of my life where magic timetravelling dudes weren't the only possible explanation for things.
deafleppard: (46)

[personal profile] deafleppard 2016-06-02 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
I miss the days when all I had to worry about was paying rent and being on time for my minimum-wage job!
ringslinging: (i wish my penis had an off switch)

[personal profile] ringslinging 2016-06-02 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Welcome to cosmic superheroing, try not to let yourself get evicted.
headinjuries: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward. (life lesson #1:)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-06-02 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Gross.
deafleppard: (50)

[personal profile] deafleppard 2016-06-02 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Can I stress-eat instead. I feel like that's a thing I should be allowed to do right now.

I'm thinking tacos and burgers.
fourstars: (justin chatwin is not my father)

[personal profile] fourstars 2016-06-02 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
... No pressure though.
ringslinging: only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. i couldn't bring myself to bust that party. (i just followed up on a noise complaint.)

[personal profile] ringslinging 2016-06-02 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Burgers are a good response to anything.
fourstars: (at first i didn't get it)

[personal profile] fourstars 2016-06-02 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ You know what, this is better than the alternative. ]

I mean... I guess now we kind of have experience fighting something like that. So that's... something.
deafleppard: (25)

[personal profile] deafleppard 2016-06-02 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Bacon and cheese?

Yeah, bacon and cheese.
ringslinging: emoji (where's the chopping off someone's balls)

[personal profile] ringslinging 2016-06-02 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
I think we could all use a night out, after this. Food. Distractions.

A good stiff drink.

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