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Brainiac 5 | Querl Dox (post-zero hour) ([personal profile] googledox) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2016-06-02 12:01 am

Good news, everyone! (set after everyone has rested from plot and slowed their collective roll)

[Brainy went to the Medbay and to see Dr. Ryk'rr for his post-mission debrief, as ordered. Standard procedure. But he hasn't slept. Of course he hasn't slept. He's been very, very busy. Especially since this is something that he couldn't find information about alone -- he's been putting in calls all night to countless other scientists in countless other institutions and government organizations.]

I checked four-hundred fifty different survey programs, run by various institutions and government organizations, and according to the most recent remote surveys that have estimated the size of the material universe, most data indicates that this universe is the same estimated size that it was when last assayed.

Except for every probe that has passed by a particular, distant, uninhabited sector of the Milky Way Galaxy.

Every single data compilation from every probe that passed through that sector has registered the existence of unexplained chronal and spatial anomalies, and that readings in that area indicate that the material universe is now at a size that is unquantifiably larger. It's as if this universe now simply has no end, even when its overall mass was once at a generally estimable size before.

In this sector, the fabric of spacetime is also twisted in configurations that the fabric of reality shouldn't even be capable of contorting into according to all known laws of astrophysics.

Every one of these organizations and institutions dismissed these anomalous readings as statistical outliers or equipment malfunctions. Due the probes often having long-distance sweeps that sometimes take them years or months to complete, it's only within the last few months that they started running diagnostics on their respective probes and start contacting other organizations to compare results. Since they had yet to determine a cause for such clearly impossible readings, they hadn't yet escalated notice of these readings to the appropriate authorities.

[Brainy draws in a deep breath.]

In layman's terms, something has attached itself to that sector of the galaxy. Something that has a mass larger than the entirety of this universe. Larger than the entire mass of multiple universes.

I've instructed the UP Council to bar all space travel to the area and plan to send my own probe to gather readings on the region, but as of this moment, I can say with almost 99.999% certainty, after seeing the readings I saw, that the Time Trapper was telling the truth.

There is no other possible explanation.
headinjuries: by about 3 inches. of course i'm being safe (bottle rocket just missed my head)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-06-02 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Not dying is totally good.
iamresponding: (bucketless - good humored)

[personal profile] iamresponding 2016-06-02 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, yeah. That's stuff I'd classify as "good."

[And because apparently he's already forgotten he's the one in the hospital bed on oxygen, he asks:]

How you holding up, kiddo?
headinjuries: i pet it. like i was pocahontas. (i made friends with a raccoon.)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-06-02 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't get hit, everything's intact, and I'm having a pretty decent hair day. So, good.

[ YOU ON THE OTHER HAND... ]
iamresponding: (bucketless - amused)

[personal profile] iamresponding 2016-06-03 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
You did good. News drones caught it. I saw the footage.
headinjuries: at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me (i'm starting to get pissed)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-06-03 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

[ It'd be nice to hear coming from anyone, but it means more coming from Rich than it would from anyone else.

Because maybe there's a bigger badass in some universe somewhere, but no matter how cool they are, they're not the measuring stick Sam's been held up to since he started superheroing. ]
iamresponding: (bucketless - wry grin)

[personal profile] iamresponding 2016-06-05 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
Told you it'd all turn out alright.

Guess I wasn't as much of a good luck charm as I thought I'd be, though.
headinjuries: you are a moron (help me help you realize)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-06-05 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe the good luck counts for everyone but yourself.
iamresponding: (bucketless - amused)

[personal profile] iamresponding 2016-06-06 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that'd be my luck.

[He's at least smiling as he says it.]
headinjuries: across a parking lot (sorry i dragged you)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-06-06 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
And maybe crap luck is part of the Nova Force.

[ Because Sam may have done fine this time, but he's definitely got that problem too. ]