captainbuzzkill: (038)
Dipper Pines ([personal profile] captainbuzzkill) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2017-10-21 02:59 pm

GAME OF THRONE [mod event]

[When Dipper comes on screen he's in the supernatural research room that's attached to the Labs, where various Legionnaires have holed up over time to study the Book of Magic. Ray and Valeria are in there with him, working on the book behind them.]

This is so exciting! Ohmygosh.

Okay, so for anyone that's new, a while ago we had to get the spear of Destiny - like that spear of Destiny, that poked Yahweh-know-who? - to re-imprison the Spectre. Because we were the ones that let him out in the first place to stop this giant planet-eating guy with a stupid hat called Galactus.

Anyway, that's all taken care of, the Spectre's back in his box, but when we went to find the spear we met this guy guarding it that called himself The Wizard - like the Wizard, like he was the most important one or something? - and alongside telling us where the spear was, he gave us this magic book. He promised that if we could unlock its knowledge we might be able to find something to use against Chronoblivion.

We did a lot of research and found out it was legit but it's all wrapped up in codes and spells and riddles. We managed to unlock it enough that Ray was able to use its power to banish Eclipso to the room with a moose dimension, a dimension that's just...a room with a moose. (I don't get it, either). In that fight on Apokolips.

[Dipper rolls his hands around each other to show he's trying to fast forward.]

Anyway, a bunch of us have been working on it for a while and it turns out Gohan decoded some important encryptions before he got zapped home and he never got to tell the rest of us! I was going through his old notes to see if we missed anything and we were able to use it to figure out how to unlock the last spells guarding it. We're unlocking the last of it right now!

Brainiac got help from Sorcerer's World to use those magic artifacts we got from that marriage planet and combined it with technology to shield the research room, so nobody has to worry about any eff --

[Something crackles behind him, where Valeria and Ray are working. Some of Ray's equipment starts making alarming ticking noises. Ray says, "Definitely a sharp uptick in PKE valences...we may want to duck."]

[Dipper turns, yelps, and ducks just in time to avoid magical energy that zaps through the room like lightning. A more subtle wave of magical energy sweeps past after the initial zaps, spreading out all through Legion World. Val, Ray, and Dipper are just fine but frogs start appearing and raining from the ceiling in their research room, and the book floats off the table, completely wrapped up in ethereal glowing golden chains. Other Legionnaires throughout Legion World might also find strange magical effects spreading out all over.]

Uhhh.

Whuh oh.
lovernotafighter: (Well this sucks)

[personal profile] lovernotafighter 2017-10-26 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, shit.

[He knew that tone. He knew that tone so well, had heard it a million times over after bad obstacle courses, after late night drunk streaking contests, after bad hand-to-hand training.. Cautiously, he shooed a couple cats out of a seat, wiped off the fur, and sat down.]

Is this a lecture? This sounds like it's going to be a lecture.
unrecovered: (Face: Uh-huh)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2017-10-26 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[The cats get right back up on the seat and immediately stage a takeover of Tucker's lap. Just because there's a person sitting in it doesn't make it any less their spot.]

Oh good, you can pick up on tone. I was worried.

[The bright tone drops, and now we're Serious.]

What the hell was that conversation with Robbie?
lovernotafighter: (What the everloving fuck?)

[personal profile] lovernotafighter 2017-10-27 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[He didn't even think about it; his hand just started petting the cats in his lap. He liked the nuzzle into his hand, the rumble of purrs that they gave him; it wass calming.

He had a feeling he was going to need it.]


Uh, it was the same conversation that I have with everyone. [Which wasn't exactly true and was at the same time: it was the same conversation he had with anyone he deemed hot or he could be attracted to.] What's wrong?