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Dipper Pines ([personal profile] captainbuzzkill) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2017-10-21 02:59 pm

GAME OF THRONE [mod event]

[When Dipper comes on screen he's in the supernatural research room that's attached to the Labs, where various Legionnaires have holed up over time to study the Book of Magic. Ray and Valeria are in there with him, working on the book behind them.]

This is so exciting! Ohmygosh.

Okay, so for anyone that's new, a while ago we had to get the spear of Destiny - like that spear of Destiny, that poked Yahweh-know-who? - to re-imprison the Spectre. Because we were the ones that let him out in the first place to stop this giant planet-eating guy with a stupid hat called Galactus.

Anyway, that's all taken care of, the Spectre's back in his box, but when we went to find the spear we met this guy guarding it that called himself The Wizard - like the Wizard, like he was the most important one or something? - and alongside telling us where the spear was, he gave us this magic book. He promised that if we could unlock its knowledge we might be able to find something to use against Chronoblivion.

We did a lot of research and found out it was legit but it's all wrapped up in codes and spells and riddles. We managed to unlock it enough that Ray was able to use its power to banish Eclipso to the room with a moose dimension, a dimension that's just...a room with a moose. (I don't get it, either). In that fight on Apokolips.

[Dipper rolls his hands around each other to show he's trying to fast forward.]

Anyway, a bunch of us have been working on it for a while and it turns out Gohan decoded some important encryptions before he got zapped home and he never got to tell the rest of us! I was going through his old notes to see if we missed anything and we were able to use it to figure out how to unlock the last spells guarding it. We're unlocking the last of it right now!

Brainiac got help from Sorcerer's World to use those magic artifacts we got from that marriage planet and combined it with technology to shield the research room, so nobody has to worry about any eff --

[Something crackles behind him, where Valeria and Ray are working. Some of Ray's equipment starts making alarming ticking noises. Ray says, "Definitely a sharp uptick in PKE valences...we may want to duck."]

[Dipper turns, yelps, and ducks just in time to avoid magical energy that zaps through the room like lightning. A more subtle wave of magical energy sweeps past after the initial zaps, spreading out all through Legion World. Val, Ray, and Dipper are just fine but frogs start appearing and raining from the ceiling in their research room, and the book floats off the table, completely wrapped up in ethereal glowing golden chains. Other Legionnaires throughout Legion World might also find strange magical effects spreading out all over.]

Uhhh.

Whuh oh.
araignee_du_soir: (3L)

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[personal profile] araignee_du_soir 2017-10-22 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Widowmaker was currently on the beach in Sombra's biome, apparently having been walking through the surf with a mai tai in hand... except the waves behind her are quite frozen. And she looked very Displeased.]

Can you all for once not screw things up?
Edited 2017-10-22 00:10 (UTC)
legionnpcs: (legion - Gates)

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[personal profile] legionnpcs 2017-10-22 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Fiddling with magic? You might as well ask Beeny not to be a fascist dictator.
gonebyebye: (Chinrub)

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[personal profile] gonebyebye 2017-10-22 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
In fairness, judging by the locks that just appeared on the book? I think this was *supposed* to happen. It's a test.

...the scale of it might be my fault though. I did channel an insane amount of magic through it when we trapped Eclipso.
araignee_du_soir: by thebutt (1m)

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[personal profile] araignee_du_soir 2017-10-22 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
I will take the judge over this... prepubescent meddling with magic any day. My feet are stuck in the sudden gulf of ice.
araignee_du_soir: (4u)

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[personal profile] araignee_du_soir 2017-10-22 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Her glare is as icy as the surf behind her.]

Is this going to end anytime soon? I can withstand freezing temperatures longer than most humans, but I would like to retain feeling in my feet.
smarterthandad: (82)

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[personal profile] smarterthandad 2017-10-22 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
I warned you about initial conditions! What the heck are we supposed to do with all these frogs?

[Val brandishes one at the camera, needing both hands to hold it. It croaks but seems resigned to its fate of being manhandled by a toddler.]
gonebyebye: (Chinrub)

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[personal profile] gonebyebye 2017-10-22 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry about that. One we get past all these frogs, I'll see about melting you out of there.
Edited 2017-10-22 00:24 (UTC)
gonebyebye: (Hmm)

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[personal profile] gonebyebye 2017-10-22 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Relax. Either they'll disappear once we satisfy the conditions for unlocking the book, or we'll donate them to a zoo.
araignee_du_soir: (9L)

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[personal profile] araignee_du_soir 2017-10-22 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Or you could just send someone else that does not have their hands full trying to navigate a magical monstrosity.
thedreamisdead: (Beeny Smirkysmirk)

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[personal profile] thedreamisdead 2017-10-22 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
A suggestion: frog legs.
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[personal profile] smarterthandad 2017-10-22 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, 'cause that will play well in a universe full of vegans.

[And, in case you forgot she's three:]

Also, ew.
smarterthandad: (how 'bout no)

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[personal profile] smarterthandad 2017-10-22 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
You can be responsible for feeding them.
araignee_du_soir: (2L)

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[personal profile] araignee_du_soir 2017-10-22 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
They are quite tasty when prepared correctly. Very similar in texture to chicken.
smarterthandad: (35)

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[personal profile] smarterthandad 2017-10-22 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ewwwwwwwww.

[Did you not hear her the first time, Widow?]

Anyway, you want a list of people with flame powers to call?
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[personal profile] unspeakablyevil 2017-10-22 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Have a very angry pug with a red goatee and GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS! Apparently, that magical shockwave screwed with Aku's shape-shifting powers and he is livid.]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, CHILD?!
araignee_du_soir: (10L)

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[personal profile] araignee_du_soir 2017-10-22 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Kid doesn't know what she's missing.]

Even someone with the strength to break through ice would do at this point. I am almost done with my drink.
smarterthandad: (move if you're not using that outlet)

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[personal profile] smarterthandad 2017-10-22 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[She's three. Anything more sophisticated than a PB&J is wasted on her.]

Right, hang on.

[Val pokes at her omnicomm, pulling up the team list.]

Okay, Tadashi Hamada, Marjara Lavellan, and Aku all have pyrokinesis. America Beeny has eye lasers. You two could discuss frog legs, I guess. The Master Chief, Peter Parker, and Shepard all have superstrength.

Uh...maybe give Aku a miss.

[He's both wildly unstable and currently a small dog.]
hepunchedhitler: (Cool)

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[personal profile] hepunchedhitler 2017-10-22 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
You know...

I could have sworn there was a mansion here just yesterday.
araignee_du_soir: (9L)

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[personal profile] araignee_du_soir 2017-10-22 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Any of them will do. [Even the flaming pug. Those eyebrows are still useful!] I am in the Dorado biome.

[Widowmaker contact these people herself when it wasn't her fault this was happening? Ha ha ha.]
legionnpcs: (legion - Ferro)

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[personal profile] legionnpcs 2017-10-22 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
The Doradome?
smarterthandad: (03)

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[personal profile] smarterthandad 2017-10-22 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Just to be clear, you're yelling at Dipper, not me, right?

[Val has a problem with supervillains...in that she gravitates towards them.]
smarterthandad: (68)

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[personal profile] smarterthandad 2017-10-22 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
You're the spokesperson. You get to handle the blowback.

[He's too old and too nerdy to be Franklin, but she does know how to troll brothers.]
headinjuries: if it ends up on the internet (he said it only counts)

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[personal profile] headinjuries 2017-10-22 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
So.

You gonna jump in and throw those around for an hour?
araignee_du_soir: (3L)

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[personal profile] araignee_du_soir 2017-10-22 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Just this look. Pun not appreciated in current circumstances, ironboy.]

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