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Dipper Pines ([personal profile] captainbuzzkill) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2017-10-21 02:59 pm

GAME OF THRONE [mod event]

[When Dipper comes on screen he's in the supernatural research room that's attached to the Labs, where various Legionnaires have holed up over time to study the Book of Magic. Ray and Valeria are in there with him, working on the book behind them.]

This is so exciting! Ohmygosh.

Okay, so for anyone that's new, a while ago we had to get the spear of Destiny - like that spear of Destiny, that poked Yahweh-know-who? - to re-imprison the Spectre. Because we were the ones that let him out in the first place to stop this giant planet-eating guy with a stupid hat called Galactus.

Anyway, that's all taken care of, the Spectre's back in his box, but when we went to find the spear we met this guy guarding it that called himself The Wizard - like the Wizard, like he was the most important one or something? - and alongside telling us where the spear was, he gave us this magic book. He promised that if we could unlock its knowledge we might be able to find something to use against Chronoblivion.

We did a lot of research and found out it was legit but it's all wrapped up in codes and spells and riddles. We managed to unlock it enough that Ray was able to use its power to banish Eclipso to the room with a moose dimension, a dimension that's just...a room with a moose. (I don't get it, either). In that fight on Apokolips.

[Dipper rolls his hands around each other to show he's trying to fast forward.]

Anyway, a bunch of us have been working on it for a while and it turns out Gohan decoded some important encryptions before he got zapped home and he never got to tell the rest of us! I was going through his old notes to see if we missed anything and we were able to use it to figure out how to unlock the last spells guarding it. We're unlocking the last of it right now!

Brainiac got help from Sorcerer's World to use those magic artifacts we got from that marriage planet and combined it with technology to shield the research room, so nobody has to worry about any eff --

[Something crackles behind him, where Valeria and Ray are working. Some of Ray's equipment starts making alarming ticking noises. Ray says, "Definitely a sharp uptick in PKE valences...we may want to duck."]

[Dipper turns, yelps, and ducks just in time to avoid magical energy that zaps through the room like lightning. A more subtle wave of magical energy sweeps past after the initial zaps, spreading out all through Legion World. Val, Ray, and Dipper are just fine but frogs start appearing and raining from the ceiling in their research room, and the book floats off the table, completely wrapped up in ethereal glowing golden chains. Other Legionnaires throughout Legion World might also find strange magical effects spreading out all over.]

Uhhh.

Whuh oh.
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[personal profile] bringinghopewithme 2017-10-23 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, it switched you around?

Mate, if your revenge involves cleaning Grif's room, there's not a single person on this ship who won't thank you.
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[personal profile] suckitblue 2017-10-23 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
It would be better if I could make him do it, but making Grif do things usually just gets you Grif making doing-things-noises and not doing it anyway.

But it's the chase, you know?
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[personal profile] bringinghopewithme 2017-10-23 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Well good luck. What's your plan then?

[Seriously what mischief is afoot and how is it going down and how entertaining is it about to be?]
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[personal profile] suckitblue 2017-10-23 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna take out the trash.

[ He tries to say it like it's a cool action hero thing, but it's Simmons. It doesn't quite work. ]

...But seriously, I'm in the superhero space future. This is not the only thing I want to do today. Superman was a real guy.

[ He's been given this golden opportunity on borrowed time, dammit. ]
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[personal profile] bringinghopewithme 2017-10-23 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Look at you. A true hero.

[He doesn't say it quite dry enough to be sarcastic. Frankly, anybody not him who's willing to deal with Grif's garbage is an actual hero. Anybody who's willing to deal with it while not being paid for that express purpose is a slight cut above.]

So what then, a round of memorials?

[What do mortals do when they meet their fictional heroes anyway? Or at least find themselves in the same worlds their fictional heroes once inhabited.]