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Sean "Dark Smoke Puncher" McNinja ([personal profile] sickhacks) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2017-10-17 09:39 pm

[video]

Yo yo, check it!

[The vid opens up with a shot of what appears to be a young teen in a black full-ninja mask. Except he's wearing a red baseball cap. Backwards. And a gold chain around his neck.]

[Don't look nervous. Don't look nervous. He sketches a quick bow to the camera.]

My name's Dark Smoke Puncher, and it's a mad pleasure to make your acquaintance. Just got checked out by the docs a while ago and took the Legion oath, picked up my equipment, and I gotta say it's tight.

[He still can't believe this is real. And even with the revelation of the whole 'the universe is danger' thing, it's a welcome distraction from the damper on things back home. He'd be vibrating in his seat with excitement if he weren't trying to play it cool. These are superheroes he's talking to.]

[So instead, he crosses his arms in front of his chest and throws up a devil horn gesture, showing off his flight ring to the camera. It's placed over his glove, because of course it is. It's very shiny and gold against his outfit.]


From what I've heard, this Chronoblivion sucka's no joke. But I've got some nasty ninja skills of my own to bring to the table, and I'm - pretty good with robots too.

[He coughs.]

So yeah. See me around. Or don't. Because I'm a ninja.
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[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-10-17 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Please tell me that's your codename.

[ And not your real name. ]
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[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-10-17 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
It's also your name.

[ Oh my god. ]

Like, your parents call you that?
ordinarily: ([f] put your underwear back on please)

[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-10-17 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
... Because it's not a normal name?

[ Did Danny really have to explain this??? ]
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[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-10-17 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay then, so... did you... punch dark smoke back home...?

[ He's not being sarcastic, he's actually asking. Like, there has to be some meaning behind this name, right? Right? ]
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[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-10-17 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
... How'd that go?

[ Danny will absolutely welcome this topic change into ghosts. Because he was pretty sure he was digging a hole with the name argument. ]
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[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-10-17 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, no one said anything about your skills, dude.
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[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-10-18 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Danny.

You know, like a normal person.

[ Goddammit you were doing so well. ]

... Nice to meet you, uh... Dark. [ A pause. ] Is Dark the first name?
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[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-10-18 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I just call you Smoke? Like, would that be okay?
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[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-10-21 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh my god this is so stupid. ]

Dude, I'm trying to work with you here.