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Yo yo, check it!
[The vid opens up with a shot of what appears to be a young teen in a black full-ninja mask. Except he's wearing a red baseball cap. Backwards. And a gold chain around his neck.]
[Don't look nervous. Don't look nervous. He sketches a quick bow to the camera.]
My name's Dark Smoke Puncher, and it's a mad pleasure to make your acquaintance. Just got checked out by the docs a while ago and took the Legion oath, picked up my equipment, and I gotta say it's tight.
[He still can't believe this is real. And even with the revelation of the whole 'the universe is danger' thing, it's a welcome distraction from the damper on things back home. He'd be vibrating in his seat with excitement if he weren't trying to play it cool. These are superheroes he's talking to.]
[So instead, he crosses his arms in front of his chest and throws up a devil horn gesture, showing off his flight ring to the camera. It's placed over his glove, because of course it is. It's very shiny and gold against his outfit.]
From what I've heard, this Chronoblivion sucka's no joke. But I've got some nasty ninja skills of my own to bring to the table, and I'm - pretty good with robots too.
[He coughs.]
So yeah. See me around. Or don't. Because I'm a ninja.
[The vid opens up with a shot of what appears to be a young teen in a black full-ninja mask. Except he's wearing a red baseball cap. Backwards. And a gold chain around his neck.]
[Don't look nervous. Don't look nervous. He sketches a quick bow to the camera.]
My name's Dark Smoke Puncher, and it's a mad pleasure to make your acquaintance. Just got checked out by the docs a while ago and took the Legion oath, picked up my equipment, and I gotta say it's tight.
[He still can't believe this is real. And even with the revelation of the whole 'the universe is danger' thing, it's a welcome distraction from the damper on things back home. He'd be vibrating in his seat with excitement if he weren't trying to play it cool. These are superheroes he's talking to.]
[So instead, he crosses his arms in front of his chest and throws up a devil horn gesture, showing off his flight ring to the camera. It's placed over his glove, because of course it is. It's very shiny and gold against his outfit.]
From what I've heard, this Chronoblivion sucka's no joke. But I've got some nasty ninja skills of my own to bring to the table, and I'm - pretty good with robots too.
[He coughs.]
So yeah. See me around. Or don't. Because I'm a ninja.
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[ And not your real name. ]
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[ Oh my god. ]
Like, your parents call you that?
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[ Did Danny really have to explain this??? ]
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[Sean folds his arms, somewhat defensively.]
So why don't you give it some proper props, my man.
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[ He's not being sarcastic, he's actually asking. Like, there has to be some meaning behind this name, right? Right? ]
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[That was kind of like punching smoke, right? There still isn't a story behind his name though. No excuses.]
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[ Danny will absolutely welcome this topic change into ghosts. Because he was pretty sure he was digging a hole with the name argument. ]
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But it possessed me first and mom almost had to kill me. But - [he's quick to say] - that was only because it had a secret fourth spell! Not because I'm lame or anything. My skills are the opposite of wack.
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[Sean pauses. How does he take it from here?]
...What's your name?
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You know, like a normal person.
[ Goddammit you were doing so well. ]
... Nice to meet you, uh... Dark. [ A pause. ] Is Dark the first name?
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[He's just going to ignore that remark.]
And nah, it's Dark Smoke Puncher. But you can call me Smoke Puncher for short.
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Dude, I'm trying to work with you here.
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