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Dexter Grif ([personal profile] whyarewehere) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2016-05-09 12:08 am

[text] Self Improvement

[ Grif, uncharacteristically, has left a text post instead of filming himself with the camera out of focus or too close to his face or with a thumb over the lens. Weird. At least the complete lack of capitalization isn't surprising.]

so how is everyone's training crap going?

just curious. no reason.

by the way, you know that thing the flash can do where he uses his speed powers to go through walls? total bullshit.

ps: some of you are new, and i want to know what your deal is. do we have anyone who shoots eye lasers yet? that would be awesome.

(OOC: This is dated to after the mission. Preemptively declaring I do not mind if you threadhop each other to talk about training or w/e as long as the other player involved is cool with it!)
headinjuries: this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion. (the saddest part is)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Haven't met that guy, what's the worst superhero name and can it really be that much worse than Squirrel Girl?
headinjuries: & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet (i had to do a class evaluation today)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Not here, I mean. She's from back home.

But I guess with how many capes are around it's getting a lot harder to pick a good one that nobody's used before.
headinjuries: the forehead prints off my glass doors. (i thought of you while cleaning)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Look, I know it's not really a thing here, but codenames are kind of important everywhere else.

But I'm pretty sure this girl in my class figured out that I'm Nova and now trying to look her in the eye is incredibly awkward.
headinjuries: how could bread be dangeous (hes like bread.)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Nobody's supposed to know about it!
headinjuries: in spanish? (what is TOTES MCGOATS)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Some crazy assassin chick who works for Thanos took my family hostage once? So, yeah, it's a problem.
headinjuries: across a parking lot (sorry i dragged you)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. She didn't think I'd fight dirty, but if she wanted me to fight fair she shouldn't have called my mom a cow.
headinjuries: you are a moron (help me help you realize)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
You still haven't told me what that guy's awful codename is, though!
headinjuries: & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet (i had to do a class evaluation today)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, you were right.

That is worse than Squirrel Girl. I mean, at least everyone knows what a squirrel is.
fourstars: (okay nevermind he totally does)

[personal profile] fourstars 2016-05-09 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
IT'S A GREAT NAME AND YOU GUYS JUST HAVE NO TASTE.
headinjuries: this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion. (the saddest part is)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Hi, I assume you're the Saiyaguy.

What does it mean?
deafleppard: (50)

[personal profile] deafleppard 2016-05-09 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
you know, I asked that exact same question
headinjuries: don't give yourself a boner of false hope. (bah. we'll see.)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Because you're apparently also a rational human being with a normal thought process.

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fourstars: (wrong hole dumbass)

[personal profile] fourstars 2016-05-09 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
I made it up on the spot. I was kind of under pressure when I came up with it, but I like it.
Edited 2016-05-09 05:48 (UTC)
headinjuries: in the middle of the street last night... normal (saw a man tazing a raccoon)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if you like it, that's what's important.

I guess.
fourstars: (bitches don't know)

[personal profile] fourstars 2016-05-09 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Besides, being able to help people is the important part.

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fourstars: (you're making out when the phone rings)

[personal profile] fourstars 2016-05-09 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Was that necessary?