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Dexter Grif ([personal profile] whyarewehere) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2016-05-09 12:08 am

[text] Self Improvement

[ Grif, uncharacteristically, has left a text post instead of filming himself with the camera out of focus or too close to his face or with a thumb over the lens. Weird. At least the complete lack of capitalization isn't surprising.]

so how is everyone's training crap going?

just curious. no reason.

by the way, you know that thing the flash can do where he uses his speed powers to go through walls? total bullshit.

ps: some of you are new, and i want to know what your deal is. do we have anyone who shoots eye lasers yet? that would be awesome.

(OOC: This is dated to after the mission. Preemptively declaring I do not mind if you threadhop each other to talk about training or w/e as long as the other player involved is cool with it!)
headinjuries: across a parking lot (sorry i dragged you)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. She didn't think I'd fight dirty, but if she wanted me to fight fair she shouldn't have called my mom a cow.
headinjuries: you are a moron (help me help you realize)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
You still haven't told me what that guy's awful codename is, though!
headinjuries: & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet (i had to do a class evaluation today)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, you were right.

That is worse than Squirrel Girl. I mean, at least everyone knows what a squirrel is.
fourstars: (okay nevermind he totally does)

[personal profile] fourstars 2016-05-09 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
IT'S A GREAT NAME AND YOU GUYS JUST HAVE NO TASTE.
headinjuries: this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion. (the saddest part is)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Hi, I assume you're the Saiyaguy.

What does it mean?
deafleppard: (50)

[personal profile] deafleppard 2016-05-09 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
you know, I asked that exact same question
headinjuries: don't give yourself a boner of false hope. (bah. we'll see.)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Because you're apparently also a rational human being with a normal thought process.
deafleppard: (61)

[personal profile] deafleppard 2016-05-10 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
only sometimes.
headinjuries: across a parking lot (sorry i dragged you)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-10 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
You're ahead of him.
deafleppard: (13)

[personal profile] deafleppard 2016-05-10 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
yeah, I

... yeah.
fourstars: (wrong hole dumbass)

[personal profile] fourstars 2016-05-09 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
I made it up on the spot. I was kind of under pressure when I came up with it, but I like it.
Edited 2016-05-09 05:48 (UTC)
headinjuries: in the middle of the street last night... normal (saw a man tazing a raccoon)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if you like it, that's what's important.

I guess.
fourstars: (bitches don't know)

[personal profile] fourstars 2016-05-09 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Besides, being able to help people is the important part.
headinjuries: but if it involves thor and doritos, i'm in (i'm not even 100% sure what it is)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah but if you're gonna be helping people you can at least sound cool while you do it.
fourstars: (you're making out when the phone rings)

[personal profile] fourstars 2016-05-09 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Was that necessary?