Valeria Richards (
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[Somebody's kid got hold of an omnicomm...or at least that's the logical assumption, until the small human girl in the video starts speaking.]
Hi, I'm Valeria Richards. Since everything's still a mess from the latest supervillain attack, I'm going to be picking up some of Mr. Brainy's [yes she absolutely just called him that] workload to help stuff get back to what passes for normal.
[Did she check with Brainy before announcing this? Well, unless he shows up to contradict her, can you prove she didn't?
Val recognizes that being betrayed, discovering you have a kid you never knew about, and then being assimilated by your evil borg queen great-grandchild is going to knock anyone for a loop and she really is trying to help. It's just that her social skills are questionable at best when the scenario isn't "lying to get out of trouble."]
I'm not entirely up to speed on this reality's physics yet, so don't ask me to alter any universal constants before next week sometime. [Unless she has the best poker face known to science, that does not appear to be a joke.] Anything else, no problem.
Hi, I'm Valeria Richards. Since everything's still a mess from the latest supervillain attack, I'm going to be picking up some of Mr. Brainy's [yes she absolutely just called him that] workload to help stuff get back to what passes for normal.
[Did she check with Brainy before announcing this? Well, unless he shows up to contradict her, can you prove she didn't?
Val recognizes that being betrayed, discovering you have a kid you never knew about, and then being assimilated by your evil borg queen great-grandchild is going to knock anyone for a loop and she really is trying to help. It's just that her social skills are questionable at best when the scenario isn't "lying to get out of trouble."]
I'm not entirely up to speed on this reality's physics yet, so don't ask me to alter any universal constants before next week sometime. [Unless she has the best poker face known to science, that does not appear to be a joke.] Anything else, no problem.
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[Then again, he's never heard a child say the words "universal constraints" before either, so maybe there's something more going on here. Certainly wouldn't be the first time.]
Does he know that?
[Seems like a pretty valid question in his mind. There's an certain drawn-out quality to his words - like he's not quite sure how to talk to her. Super-intelligent kids are a new one for him.
[Or super-intelligent people who just happen to look like kids, because he's not sure and in this place that's a genuine possibility.]
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[Well. It's not Franklin. They don't need a reality warper yet, then.]
[He runs a hand over his face before turning on his omnicomm, leaning back a bit.]
Hi, Valeria. I'd say it's good to see you, but given everything, I'll just say I wish your mom was here, too. And your Uncle Ben.
[Look, Vance likes Sue. He'd definitely been to the Baxter Building enough over the years that he's a fan of her cooking -- thanks, Nita -- and generally a fan of her. But Ben is still Vance's friend in the Fantastic Four.]
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It does not stop him from internally freaking out that this whole "The Time Trapper takes young teens" thing is now on steroids. She's, like, 4. ]
Heya Valeria. Did you get sucked up with your mom or Uncle Johnny?
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[If she's smart enough to believe she can be of help to Brainy, then what the heck, she probably is. One glance in the lab told Bunny everything Brainy was up to - even the branches of science he's familiar with - are way above his head, but that doesn't mean it's above a precocious enough child's head.]
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