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[bringinghopewithme]

[This isn't the first time there's been a video post on Legion's network made by a rabbit, but it is the first time the rabbit making it is six feet tall, with an accent thick enough to cut with a knoife.]

G'day, mates. I'm the Easter Bunny.

[This would be the place to insert a punchline, if this were a joke. Bunny does not insert one. Actually, by his smug smile, he seems pretty proud of the title.]

I'm gonna need to get down to Earth sooner rather than later. Gettin' dragged out here did away with most've my powers, and I need to get down to a real bush to figure out what I've still got. Who's headed planetside when?

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[whyarewehere]

...You have a justice league for mythical creatures.

To fight the boogeyman.

Oh my god.

[ Why is this his life? Why are these the things that appear in his life? ]

[bringinghopewithme]

[It occurs to Bunny that Grif isn't taking this remotely as seriously as he should, even as a bedside tale for children, and that makes it less funny.]

Someone has to.

[He has to think for a moment, how to get this across to an adult, and a non-believer. He has to impress some seriousness onto Grif before ribbing can be fun to get back to, only because he hasn't grasped that Grif is from a world so far removed from his that the possibility of the fantastic and child friendly being real is too absurd to even approach reality.]

Y'ever think back on yer childhood fears, the ones you don't believe are real anymore? The ones you can believe aren't real?

Yeah, you're welcome for that.

[whyarewehere]

[ Grif sobers, but only barely. This is a bit of a communication breakdown here, yeah. ]

I don't think we have you guys where I come from, dude.

[ Nailed it. ]