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[bringinghopewithme]

[This isn't the first time there's been a video post on Legion's network made by a rabbit, but it is the first time the rabbit making it is six feet tall, with an accent thick enough to cut with a knoife.]

G'day, mates. I'm the Easter Bunny.

[This would be the place to insert a punchline, if this were a joke. Bunny does not insert one. Actually, by his smug smile, he seems pretty proud of the title.]

I'm gonna need to get down to Earth sooner rather than later. Gettin' dragged out here did away with most've my powers, and I need to get down to a real bush to figure out what I've still got. Who's headed planetside when?

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[bringinghopewithme]

Never had much of a head for machinery m'self.

[IT'S GOT NO SOUL DARNIT.

The thought of North's mugshots makes Bunny snort. He wouldn't even argue against America if he knew she were thinking of him as associating with known criminals. North is entirely a known criminal. He's a known criminal. And that's without even getting into the trespassing, the vigilantism, or the hooking kids on caffeinated, sugary cacao derivatives.

This is certain to be a far more fun field trip than he knows.]

You'd be right about that. Judge, ah? High up in the world, ain'tcha?

[It's not quite patronizing, the way he says it. His instinct is honestly to be happy for her. That's a lot of responsibility and a hard job . . . though he doesn't know even the half of it.]

[thedreamisdead]

[She shrugs at the camera. Guess a rabbit wouldn't be. She doesn't comment on the snort.

Fortunately, she's pretty good at reading tone. Even in an Oz accent.]

Fairly high up.

[No need to mention the Council of Five. It won't mean much to someone unfamiliar with her world, and she's not sure what governments he's used to to compare her position.]

Of course, that doesn't mean much to people here.