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[bringinghopewithme]

[This isn't the first time there's been a video post on Legion's network made by a rabbit, but it is the first time the rabbit making it is six feet tall, with an accent thick enough to cut with a knoife.]

G'day, mates. I'm the Easter Bunny.

[This would be the place to insert a punchline, if this were a joke. Bunny does not insert one. Actually, by his smug smile, he seems pretty proud of the title.]

I'm gonna need to get down to Earth sooner rather than later. Gettin' dragged out here did away with most've my powers, and I need to get down to a real bush to figure out what I've still got. Who's headed planetside when?

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[bringinghopewithme]

No reason you shouldn't be. Chocolate's secular. I didn't steal it back when to keep it exclusive.

[There is definitely a story there, and he has to admit, back home where all the other old myths know his stories and mostly don't dare to ask for them, he sometimes misses the opportunity to tell some of them himself.

Anyway, there are more stories he could address, but addressing the holidays that came before Easter could get into some old, sad territory, and that'd be quite a downer this early in his visit to this weird future. He sidesteps it.]

The kids who believe in us can see us. Never met an adult who did, and some kids never do, but as long as they grow up safe and happy, no worries about the details.

And as long as they get enough chocolate, too. That's worth worrying about.

[He should brush up on the rules of Koshur, now that he thinks of it. Just in case this guy never got enough chocolate when he was a kid. It's never too late to remedy a lack of chocolate.]