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thelegion2017-07-17 07:16 pm
bringinghopewithme) wrote in thelegion2017-07-17 07:16 pm
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[This isn't the first time there's been a video post on Legion's network made by a rabbit, but it is the first time the rabbit making it is six feet tall, with an accent thick enough to cut with a knoife.]
G'day, mates. I'm the Easter Bunny.
[This would be the place to insert a punchline, if this were a joke. Bunny does not insert one. Actually, by his smug smile, he seems pretty proud of the title.]
I'm gonna need to get down to Earth sooner rather than later. Gettin' dragged out here did away with most've my powers, and I need to get down to a real bush to figure out what I've still got. Who's headed planetside when?
G'day, mates. I'm the Easter Bunny.
[This would be the place to insert a punchline, if this were a joke. Bunny does not insert one. Actually, by his smug smile, he seems pretty proud of the title.]
I'm gonna need to get down to Earth sooner rather than later. Gettin' dragged out here did away with most've my powers, and I need to get down to a real bush to figure out what I've still got. Who's headed planetside when?
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Are you really the Easter Bunny, or are you one of his- her- their- ugh, I don't know -- helpers?
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Crikey, you're a sneaky one.
[Bunny can't entirely hide the rapid initial rate of his breathing, but with one deep breath he puts the surprise of being snuck up on aside and regards Parker wryly.]
The only helpers I've got are 9 feet tall and made of stone, and they don't talk much.
[She's serious about this, so he's serious at her back.]
I'm fair dinkum, Sheila. There's no Easter Bunny but me.
[It's been long enough that he can say this without a trace of old sorrow. It's just true - and she did ask.]
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[Parker regards him seriously for a few seconds more before nodding once as she comes to a decision.]
Okay, I believe you.
[She ducks back into the vent and Bunny's long ears are treated to the sound of a grown woman muffling a small, excited scream into her own hands. When she pops her head back out again, her face has been transformed by unself-conscious delight.]
Hi, I'm Parker, I run the Espionage Squad, it's great to meet you!