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[bringinghopewithme]

[This isn't the first time there's been a video post on Legion's network made by a rabbit, but it is the first time the rabbit making it is six feet tall, with an accent thick enough to cut with a knoife.]

G'day, mates. I'm the Easter Bunny.

[This would be the place to insert a punchline, if this were a joke. Bunny does not insert one. Actually, by his smug smile, he seems pretty proud of the title.]

I'm gonna need to get down to Earth sooner rather than later. Gettin' dragged out here did away with most've my powers, and I need to get down to a real bush to figure out what I've still got. Who's headed planetside when?

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[bringinghopewithme]

You'd think I wouldn't be able to say the same thing, and yet, here we are, mutually surprised.

[manwhosoldtheworld]

So what powers do you have as the Easter Bunny. I admit, I wasn't really raised in a household where those aspects of Easter were held in high esteem.

[bringinghopewithme]

Hmm.

[Bunny narrowly sidesteps saying unkind things about his household's taste in holidays. He doesn't need to pick a fight with a mortal, not a real one, though ribbing Grif is working out well for everyone so far, and families are off the table for starting fights over in any case.

Anyway why start a fight when he can brag about himself?]

First of all, being fast enough to hide eggs for every child on the entire world in one day. Nobody ever really seems to think about how fast that actually is.

[Sure the eggs have their own legs, but they only do the minimum of hiding. He's got to get them all in place, and that's still speedy beyond anything but a child's belief.]

Not needing to eat or sleep and being immortal is all right. Can't knock any of it. Plants listen to me. The earth gives me safe passage. I bring Spring, when the time comes.

[Though being six-foot-one and sentient is technically a power - but he'll just casually avoid mentioning that.]

But no worries. I've got skills to fall back on without all that. At least one Guardian ought to be around here as long as the Chronoblivion's up to no good.

[manwhosoldtheworld]

[Be as unkind as you like. Peter has been. He's extremely glad that the old bitch is dead and gone and she doesn't get to dictate his life anymore. He's over that.]

...that must really surprise the supermarkets.

[Are these actual eggs or the chocolate kind that he'd always wanted as a kid but never been allowed?]

Oh, immortality definitely has it's perks. Although I'm rather fond of the eating and sleeping parts.