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[bringinghopewithme]

[This isn't the first time there's been a video post on Legion's network made by a rabbit, but it is the first time the rabbit making it is six feet tall, with an accent thick enough to cut with a knoife.]

G'day, mates. I'm the Easter Bunny.

[This would be the place to insert a punchline, if this were a joke. Bunny does not insert one. Actually, by his smug smile, he seems pretty proud of the title.]

I'm gonna need to get down to Earth sooner rather than later. Gettin' dragged out here did away with most've my powers, and I need to get down to a real bush to figure out what I've still got. Who's headed planetside when?

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[araignee_du_soir]

[Widowmaker's blue countenance filled the screen and she simply stared for a long moment before speaking in the most apathetic voice ever.]

...right. Tch. Only here.

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[bringinghopewithme]

Or not, since here is a different universe.

[He can feel it. He doesn't even need to touch down on solid ground to know that the planet down below is not his. It's in the way his power is diminished, as it wouldn't if he were simply dragged forward in time, not sideways across space.

It's in the way he feels, for the first time in too long, mortal.]

Not that you'd see much of me if we were in my universe. You look a little grown up to believe.

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[araignee_du_soir]

Non, Monsieur Lapin. I simply meant that only here would I find the Easter Bunny to truly exist. This universe is a vortex for suspending disbelief.

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[bringinghopewithme]

Ah. Right you are, Sheila.

I ought to stop thinking I've seen everything, though after this, I might have.

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[araignee_du_soir]

It is entirely possible. Still, I do find some things hard to suspend my disbelief for. Viking zombies, for example.

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[bringinghopewithme]

[Widowmaker has no idea how long Bunny disbelievingly stared at this message, because of all the unlikely things for a blue mortal to mention -

She has no idea that 'Viking zombie' uniquely describes his oldest and most personally, virulently hated foe. She can't possibly. Can she? Unless - nope.

His frown has only deepened a bit, but his fur is standing on edge when he responds.]

How many 'a those are runnin' around?

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[araignee_du_soir]

None, as far as I am aware. They apparently exist in one of the more recent arrivals' world that is experiencing a zombie apocalypse. And yet, those people decided to build a zombie themed amusement park. Right in the midst of it all.

I draw my line at viking zombies.