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[goddamngrenades]

[ The background audio is pretty quiet, just the odd white noise of York's habitat as he, well. Wonders at nothing in particular after a long night of coding. It's roughly the ass end of the morning, about 3 AM. ]

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Wash

[goddamngrenades]

Wash. Hey, Wash-


Do bees fart?

[unrecovered]

Go. The fuck. To sleep.

[goddamngrenades]

I can't. I need to know this-

[unrecovered]

Then fucking google it.

Locus

[goddamngrenades]

[ After having gotten NOWHERE with Wash- ]

Sam- do bees fart?

[agnominal]

[ There is a long, silent pause. ]

What.

[goddamngrenades]

Bees. Do they fart?

[agnominal]

...why is this a concern?

Connie

[goddamngrenades]

Connie- DON'T HANG UP I don't care what Wash has told you but this is actually important:

Can you freeze lettuce? Unrelated: Do wasps fart?

[video]

[short_changed]

[For a good long few minutes Connie glares at the video feed on her omnicom with bleary eyes. She sighs and tugs the thing over, shoving her hair back out of her face.]

You know- last I check you have a fully working freezer to test it yourself. And- do I wanna know why you're curious?

[video]

[goddamngrenades]

It's one of those thoughts that rattle around and keep me up at night. Delta won't answer me.

[video]

[short_changed]

I'm going to take a wild guess and say that yes, you can freeze lettuce. Whether you can thaw it back to its original state, I have no idea.

As for the wasps... [She drags a hand across her eyes a moment before giving a muted shrug.] That one's pretty out there for trivial knowledge.

Tucker

[goddamngrenades]

Hey, man, you talk about inane shit all the time-

Can you thaw lettuce?

[lovernotafighter]

[oh, have all the sleepy grumbles. Allll of them. ]

...are you a hot, naked chick?

[goddamngrenades]

Yes. Yes I am. [ Please answer the question tucker. ]

[lovernotafighter]

[He knows better. He knows.]

Is it iceberg lettuce?

[Now who's fucking with who?]

Master Chief and/or Cortana

[goddamngrenades]

This is a really fucking odd question but, hell, you might know-

Do wasps fart? Does it effect their ability to maneuver?

[voice]

[prettycoolguy]

[ The Chief is, if possible, even more gravelly than usual when you've just woken him up. ]

What.

[steelandtemper]

York, how drunk are you? Go bother Delta. I refuse to look that up for you.

Go back to sleep, Chief.

[goddamngrenades]

I am sober but I have been awake for awhile-

I have removed myself from these shenanigans. It is someone else's turn to handle this.

[prettycoolguy]

[ Now that York has set him straight as to what the question is... ]

But now I want to know too.

[voice]

[goddamngrenades]

Wasps. Do they fart?

Fareeha

[goddamngrenades]

Okay no one else is answering me properly so-

Hey bro, do you know if bees or wasps fart or anything?

[justice_from_above]

[.......... what time is it?]

[Fareeha rolls over an grabs her omnicomm to answer the call so it doesn't wake up Junkrat, and answers with a tired, groggy voice.]

York ...? What was that?

[goddamngrenades]

Do uh. Do bees or wasps fart or something?