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[goddamngrenades]

[ The background audio is pretty quiet, just the odd white noise of York's habitat as he, well. Wonders at nothing in particular after a long night of coding. It's roughly the ass end of the morning, about 3 AM. ]

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Wash

[goddamngrenades]

Wash. Hey, Wash-


Do bees fart?

Locus

[goddamngrenades]

[ After having gotten NOWHERE with Wash- ]

Sam- do bees fart?

Connie

[goddamngrenades]

Connie- DON'T HANG UP I don't care what Wash has told you but this is actually important:

Can you freeze lettuce? Unrelated: Do wasps fart?

Tucker

[goddamngrenades]

Hey, man, you talk about inane shit all the time-

Can you thaw lettuce?

Master Chief and/or Cortana

[goddamngrenades]

This is a really fucking odd question but, hell, you might know-

Do wasps fart? Does it effect their ability to maneuver?

Fareeha

[goddamngrenades]

Okay no one else is answering me properly so-

Hey bro, do you know if bees or wasps fart or anything?

[voice]

[prettycoolguy]

[ The Chief is, if possible, even more gravelly than usual when you've just woken him up. ]

What.

[steelandtemper]

York, how drunk are you? Go bother Delta. I refuse to look that up for you.

Go back to sleep, Chief.

[unrecovered]

Go. The fuck. To sleep.

[voice]

[goddamngrenades]

Wasps. Do they fart?

[goddamngrenades]

I am sober but I have been awake for awhile-

I have removed myself from these shenanigans. It is someone else's turn to handle this.

[goddamngrenades]

I can't. I need to know this-

[prettycoolguy]

[ There is a thoughtful silence. ]

Your wasp starts chugging, the engine's failing and you better get out.

[ It's the Chief. You try to talk to him about an animal that shares a name with a UNSC vehicle, he's going to think of the vehicle every time. ]

Why?

[unrecovered]

Then fucking google it.

[goddamngrenades]

What? No, no I mean-

I mean the bug. The insect, not the thing you ride that goes vwoomp

[goddamngrenades]

...they have vegan space future google?

[unrecovered]

YES.

[justice_from_above]

[.......... what time is it?]

[Fareeha rolls over an grabs her omnicomm to answer the call so it doesn't wake up Junkrat, and answers with a tired, groggy voice.]

York ...? What was that?

[goddamngrenades]

That's still a thing? They don't just get shit beamed into their brains as they sleep?

[goddamngrenades]

Do uh. Do bees or wasps fart or something?

[unrecovered]

Where the fuck is Delta. Delta, tell him to go the fuck to sleep.

[goddamngrenades]

For several years I was the only source of stimulation when his mind goes in these directions. I am 'tagging out' and leaving this to be someone else's problem.

[prettycoolguy]

...That question makes even less sense than the one I thought you were asking.

[prettycoolguy]

[ Now that York has set him straight as to what the question is... ]

But now I want to know too.

[steelandtemper]

Go to bed!

[She wouldn't care except he woke up the Chief.]