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thelegion2017-05-24 10:26 pm
lovernotafighter) wrote in thelegion2017-05-24 10:26 pm
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[This day had to come eventually, didn't it? Just another one of those damn Blood Gulch Sim Troops arriving here to crash the party, and predictability a little late like always. But hey, it wasn't like he hadn't been busy saving a planet or being blissfully retired or anything equally as important. Nope.
The video shifted a little as Tucker tried to set it upright, but it soon found itself quickly propped at an angle that said this wasn't his first time recording himself; the purpose of such skills would be left up to the viewer to guess at their own discretion. But hey, have Tucker with that beautiful aqua colored armor looking right back at you, even as he sat back down and tried to appear relaxed, cool, okay with ...well, all this. All this.
Ladies in hot tight superhero outfits definitely helped.]
So, yeah, Tucker here. [It felt like an interview with Dylan. Good thing talking about himself was one of his favorite things to do.] Please try to contain your applause, but ladies, feel free to toss your bras in my general direction.
[No shame, this one.]
You know, I was kind of busy back home. [With Church shit. It was always Church shit, and there wasn't a single damn regret for it; in a way, he hoped it kept being Church shit because that meant that bastard was still around. Tucker wanted to be back there, needed to be back there because--] Those idiots - my idiots - have no one to lead them now unless you count Sarge and no one counts Sarge. Shit, I don't even think the Reds count Sarge. Okay, so maybe Simmons does, but whatever.
[He sighed, rubbing his hand over his helmet before he just waved his hand.] But cool, superpowers, am I right? I mean, if I was getting chicks before, I'm getting triple chicks now.
[Let the record show that he was not, in fact, getting ladies before, and that the triple of "zero" is still "zero".]
Look, I just want to get this shit done and over with so I can get back to being a badass back home and get my shit done. So, you know, I'll do what I have to, I guess.
[There's a sigh, that burden of few choices and responsibility - ew - before he cocked is head up.]
Hey, important final question: where do all the hotties hang out around here? There's the title of wingman up for grabs if you tell me.
[At least the video ends there, and everyone was probably better for it.]
The video shifted a little as Tucker tried to set it upright, but it soon found itself quickly propped at an angle that said this wasn't his first time recording himself; the purpose of such skills would be left up to the viewer to guess at their own discretion. But hey, have Tucker with that beautiful aqua colored armor looking right back at you, even as he sat back down and tried to appear relaxed, cool, okay with ...well, all this. All this.
Ladies in hot tight superhero outfits definitely helped.]
So, yeah, Tucker here. [It felt like an interview with Dylan. Good thing talking about himself was one of his favorite things to do.] Please try to contain your applause, but ladies, feel free to toss your bras in my general direction.
[No shame, this one.]
You know, I was kind of busy back home. [With Church shit. It was always Church shit, and there wasn't a single damn regret for it; in a way, he hoped it kept being Church shit because that meant that bastard was still around. Tucker wanted to be back there, needed to be back there because--] Those idiots - my idiots - have no one to lead them now unless you count Sarge and no one counts Sarge. Shit, I don't even think the Reds count Sarge. Okay, so maybe Simmons does, but whatever.
[He sighed, rubbing his hand over his helmet before he just waved his hand.] But cool, superpowers, am I right? I mean, if I was getting chicks before, I'm getting triple chicks now.
[Let the record show that he was not, in fact, getting ladies before, and that the triple of "zero" is still "zero".]
Look, I just want to get this shit done and over with so I can get back to being a badass back home and get my shit done. So, you know, I'll do what I have to, I guess.
[There's a sigh, that burden of few choices and responsibility - ew - before he cocked is head up.]
Hey, important final question: where do all the hotties hang out around here? There's the title of wingman up for grabs if you tell me.
[At least the video ends there, and everyone was probably better for it.]
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[And the training room ceiling is high. It had taken disabling the gravity in the training room and a new set of armour for her by the time she got down.
Connie considers Tucker for a moment before shaking her head with a chuckle. They've...surprisingly covered a lot in their talk so far, and Connie's interested to know more about him and the rest of the team that Wash and Carolina have joined. It's a good sign if they make them happy, right?]
Who doesn't like Queen? ...Sure, why not.
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Okay, but how the hell did you get down?
[Because he needed to know now. The question was in his head.] Did she fuck with anyone else on the team? How much crap did Wash get from everyone?
[He heard about the grappling hook to his junk; there had to be other stuff, dammit.
And was she saying yes? Really?]
Sweet. Karaoke date.
[Who said anything about a date? This guy, right here.]
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[Y'know, as you do.]
Everyone messed with Wash. Pretty sure North and South had a tally going for it, and Taylor could make him believe anything. But, you know. That's what we got for being the rookies.
[No specifics but that's as much as she'll give.
She raises a brow at the 'date' mention but...why the hell not? It's not like she's been on a date in a while, and she could use the fun. And if things got weird she could easily nope out of there.]
Don't suppose you know any places for it if you just got here, though.
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[Man, now he wanted to play with grav boots. ...what would zero gravity sex be lik--]
Wait, so Wash was gullible? [No, wait, he could see that. He could really see that. Not AS much anymore, but Tucker thought if he tried hard enough, he might be able to exploit that a bit.
There was a shake of his head, a no to a location; he barely knew where he was on any given day. All this shit would take some getting used to considering a large portion of his life included empty pieces of land with only two buildings on it.]
Nah, but I guess it's time I start the most important part of moving somewhere new: figuring out where the fun bars are, right? This seems like a pretty good incentive to me.
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[Casual gallows humour also seems to be a Freelancer thing.]
"Was" is the main word there. It's hard to sneak anything by him now...I think he's learned a lot after dealing with so much of our shit.
[Connie tips her head thoughtfully.]
Well...booze is hard to come by on Legionworld unless you've got the right connections, otherwise you'd have to head planet side to find anything. I haven't been down much, but I know a guy who knows a guy...has a decent supply and access to a bar up here if you don't have any luck.