[video] With Great Power Comes Great Irresponsibility

[whyarewehere]

[ Grif is in high spirits today. He seems to actually be in one of the training rooms for once, which makes that a lot weirder. ]

Hey guys. There are a bunch of weirdos running around and it's been a while since we talked about powers. So guess what we're going to do today?

[ 'We' because he expects participation, dammit! ]

And because I'm feeling generous, I'll start. Guess who learned a new thing?

[ He points at himself with both thumbs and backs up, revealing a line of targets. He steps back, lines up his shoulder with them, and winds up his arm like a softball pitcher. He doesn't stop. Grif's arm blurs as he speeds up, and finally the force of the moving air is enough to tip over the nearest target. But only the nearest one. He stops, gestures at it with definite pride, and continues. ]

So let's talk about your powers because we already know mine are pretty awesome.

[ Of course they are, Grif. ]

Has anybody else figured out anything cool? And if you're new: I'm Grif and this is basically my job around here. Tell me what you got, because I'm still way disappointed about the lack of eye lasers we got going on on this team. I could read profiles, but who has time for that crap?

If I know you already... I don't know. Injury status report? What did you have for lunch? I'm just bored, okay?

((( This is a free for all mingle post! Grif will reply to everyone who responds, but if you want to have a character jump into a conversation with anybody you are absolutely welcome and, in fact, encouraged. Feel free to have characters ignore the point, talk about other things, etc etc. Threads are assumed to be public unless you mark them otherwise. This is set after the Ambush of TTHS but the Investigation is still ongoing. )))

Comments

[wherenoonegoes]

Basically? His job is putting up a post like this every couple months, and then doing nothing else the rest of the time unless somebody makes him.

[whyarewehere]

Excuse you, nobody makes me do anything.

[ Because that's the part he's going to take issue with, apparently. ]

[kingtyrantranger]

Bribery works so much better.

[notthatjason]

Ah. Thanks. Were the other posts any more helpful?

[wherenoonegoes]

Depends on what you mean by helpful. They're usually good for getting to know people. And occasionally for video evidence of Grif running into a wall.

[notthatjason]

[Jason smirks slightly] I'd say that last one sounds more like entertaining than helpful. But that first part doesn't sound like it's a bad thing.