The Legion [Network]

Hello to all of you my new-

[Whatever she was about to say, Gaige was immediately distracted because future and really advanced tech.]

... Wow.

[Back to her audience.]

Anyways, not that this isn't really freakin' cool and all, and you guys did sort make the best choice EVER in picking me to save the universe or whatever but, uh...

Does everyone here have some sort of power? Like, they tried to run this scan on me and couldn't even figure out what I ended up with. The machine broke right in the middle of the test.

Can you believe it?

Oh, and if that wasn't bad enough-

[Hold that thought, as Gaige's omnicom just sort of decided to crap out on her, the feed being lost for a few moments.]

Okay what the hell? Seriously, is all the equipment here this crappy?