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[sir_vancelot]

[The video comes on and Vance is...red. Cheeks, face, neck. Even his ears are red. It takes a moment for him to clear his throat.]

Uh...

Right. I apparently needed a reminder to never Google myself. Or, you know, whatever the equivalent is in the future. But is this usually a thing these days?

I mean, maybe I should be more used to this from the Avengers. I know they did this sort of thing back home sometimes, but...yeah.

I also never want to see the fan art. I love you, Rich, but...no.

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[iamresponding]

[More laughter.]

Honestly, with all the telepaths and the level of tech, I wouldn't be surprised if they had telepathic napalm. You could probably get one of the telepaths hanging around the ship to erase it for you. Just gotta turn on the ol' charm.

[He reads more on his omnicom.]

Or I mean, you could, if you had charm, but apparently you're a total blank slate.

[sir_vancelot]

Really? Because the last thing I saw is that Sam is our son.

[iamresponding]

Our tiny son, apparently.

[sir_vancelot]

You want to provide the popcorn for when Sam sees that or should I?

Also. Did I tell you what they set up for me on the Habitat Deck?

[iamresponding]

I'll get some.

And lemme guess... does its name rhyme with Flashrad?

[sir_vancelot]

Man, that's no fair. But yeah, it's the Crashpad. Which I'm grateful for because as much as I like the new base in the mountains, Crashpad was home, you know?

[iamresponding]

Damn right it was.

We ought to bring Sam by, since he's never been. Every New Warrior should get their chance to have a few slices of pizza at the Crashpad.

[sir_vancelot]

Even if that pizza has weird not-meat on it.

[iamresponding]

[Rich sticks out his tongue.]

Let's just get cheese pizza. That's hard to mess up. It almost tastes normal.

[sir_vancelot]

I don't know, buckethead. Are the medics allowing you that much excitement? I mean, since you're convalescing and all, still.

[Yes, Rich. Vance is going to give you shit over that for a while yet.]

[iamresponding]

[Rich rolls his eyes.]

I think I can handle the excitement of cheese pizza and sitting and doing nothing in our old rec room.

[sir_vancelot]

Well, I'll be keeping an eye on you. Just in case.