the bad guys have a giant death weapon planet now and the female herald in charge of it got a destroyed giant threshold gate jetted at her head from orbit and didn't even flinch. she also has unnatural murder monsters that don't seem to be from the material universe.
lucky us
the spectre's at least trapped in his box again and we beat another rejected angel of god's wrath. apparently god had some real anger management issues because he made evil angels left and right.
no more problems with upgov lately after we arrested all the corrupt officials. the ban on the legion recruiting got lifted but kid q hasn't found any candidates that aren't terrible. a lot of the decent ones probably got scared off by the chronoblivion stuff.
brainy's time traveling future cyborg great grandaughter and a son he didn't know he had because he was made through genetic engineering without brainy's permission unleashed a robozombie plague on colu but we beat them and the kid got his personality inhibitor taken off so he can be a normal kid. so brainy's a dad now. colugov got censured finally because it was revealed that they're basically terrible in every way. they mistreated the kid after genetically engineering him and brainy's taken them to court for stuff from his childhood. (good for him.)
robotica really stepped up there and helped us save colu. some of the team got turned to robozombies but everyone got cured.
also we killed one of the heralds during that fight, a demon from dipper's universe called bill cipher.
some people got sent home, some new people showed up, some people came back. everyone's mostly okay. we didn't lose anyone else like blue rose.
we're mostly okay.
[He's not sure if he should type this part but Danny already mentioned the Cancerverse.]
i was possessed by some squid-monsters from the universe i thought i died in because apparently i didn't die there except i did except people can't die there for good, and i forgot but i remember i spent years there now. they got stopped and everything's okay now.
[Rich isn't exactly okay, thanks to the Cancerverse, but he's not going to say that.]
sorry that's not really in order but i'm a little out of it right now sorry.
And you think going around killing people will help, right?
Look, I've seen the after-effects of revenge. I've even been where you are now. Sure, I may not have been the one who killed the man who murdered my father, but I definitely made sure he wouldn't be coming back. It doesn't fix anything. All it does is leave you feeling hollow.
Nevermind the fact your Dad was a cop. If he took the job even half as seriously as Joe does, he wouldn't support this. He'd probably feel honor-bound to be the one to bring you in. Do you really want to put him through that?
He's alive, Gwen. You still have him. I know life sucks right now, but it does get better as long as you don't give up on making it better. And trust me, as someone who's been on your end of things more time than I can count, right now? The way you're acting? That's what giving up looks like.
I'd highly suggest talking to Doctor Ry'kerr. And getting something to eat. Low blood sugar does not help.
Highly suggest was probably the wrong way to word things. Let me rephrase: Go to Doctor Ry'kerr or I'll tell Kid Q and she'll make you go to Doctor Ry'kerr.
I don't want to. I'd be much happier if you did it on your own, but at this point you're a danger to yourself and others. Mostly others. Also you're talking like British Royalty, which is a whole other level of problematic.
Yes, going to the doctor sucks. That doesn't mean you somehow get out of having to see him. Go to the medbay before space tapeworms eat your brain or something.
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Can you make some of that food from last time?
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news at 11
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except its a universe
literally a whole universe
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This is fine.
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that shes hot
or that she knows me
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What the hell.
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it sucked
so anyway how was going home?
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it sucked.
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well that sucks
youd think going home would be a good thing
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lucky us
the spectre's at least trapped in his box again and we beat another rejected angel of god's wrath. apparently god had some real anger management issues because he made evil angels left and right.
no more problems with upgov lately after we arrested all the corrupt officials. the ban on the legion recruiting got lifted but kid q hasn't found any candidates that aren't terrible. a lot of the decent ones probably got scared off by the chronoblivion stuff.
brainy's time traveling future cyborg great grandaughter and a son he didn't know he had because he was made through genetic engineering without brainy's permission unleashed a robozombie plague on colu but we beat them and the kid got his personality inhibitor taken off so he can be a normal kid. so brainy's a dad now. colugov got censured finally because it was revealed that they're basically terrible in every way. they mistreated the kid after genetically engineering him and brainy's taken them to court for stuff from his childhood. (good for him.)
robotica really stepped up there and helped us save colu. some of the team got turned to robozombies but everyone got cured.
also we killed one of the heralds during that fight, a demon from dipper's universe called bill cipher.
some people got sent home, some new people showed up, some people came back. everyone's mostly okay. we didn't lose anyone else like blue rose.
we're mostly okay.
[He's not sure if he should type this part but Danny already mentioned the Cancerverse.]
i was possessed by some squid-monsters from the universe i thought i died in because apparently i didn't die there except i did except people can't die there for good, and i forgot but i remember i spent years there now. they got stopped and everything's okay now.
[Rich isn't exactly okay, thanks to the Cancerverse, but he's not going to say that.]
sorry that's not really in order but i'm a little out of it right now sorry.
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[ Words cannot express how sincerely glad Grif is that Rich did the heavy lifting here. ]
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Locked to Gwen.
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What a joke.
Lock the bad guys up and they're out on the streets the next day.
It's the ones that actually try to make a difference that are never heard from again.
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Look, I've seen the after-effects of revenge. I've even been where you are now. Sure, I may not have been the one who killed the man who murdered my father, but I definitely made sure he wouldn't be coming back. It doesn't fix anything. All it does is leave you feeling hollow.
Nevermind the fact your Dad was a cop. If he took the job even half as seriously as Joe does, he wouldn't support this. He'd probably feel honor-bound to be the one to bring you in. Do you really want to put him through that?
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Quit because he wanted to be my dad more than he wanted to be a cop.
But in the end, he turned himself in. Said that someone needed to be held accountable for all the trouble I was bringing.
And look what that got him. His own room in intensive care.
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Tired and hungry.
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I'd highly suggest talking to Doctor Ry'kerr. And getting something to eat. Low blood sugar does not help.
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We call it taking matters into our own hands.
And it feels good.
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I don't want to. I'd be much happier if you did it on your own, but at this point you're a danger to yourself and others. Mostly others. Also you're talking like British Royalty, which is a whole other level of problematic.
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Honest.
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What would you say if I told you that I get my powers now from a combination of an alien parasite, my radioactive blood, and mutant lizard DNA?
And me and it are now bonded together and I can do stuff I couldn't even think of doing before.
Except now I hear it inside my head.
Like, wouldn't that just be the craziest?
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It's either that, or I carry you there myself. And you don't want me to do that. Especially if you're prone to motion sickness.
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[The teenager, one with a very noticeable Queens accent and a Spider-Man suit sans mask, is sitting in one of the Wonder Wheel's gondolas.]
Hi, Peter Parker. I'm kinda new. Sort of. New enough that you weren't here when I first showed up, anyways.
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Hey, Peter. I'm Gwen.
Gwen Stacy.
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[There's a little wave.]
I'm guessing you're the Spider-Woman some people expected me to somehow know just because I'm Spider-Man?
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There's a bunch of us out there, trust me.
It's amazing at how common a name "Peter Parker" can be across the multiverse.