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[deafleppard]

Fine, we'll do this again.

Fill me in, gang. What'd I miss?

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[deafleppard]

You call it giving up.

We call it taking matters into our own hands.

And it feels good.

[rushing_by]

Highly suggest was probably the wrong way to word things. Let me rephrase: Go to Doctor Ry'kerr or I'll tell Kid Q and she'll make you go to Doctor Ry'kerr.

I don't want to. I'd be much happier if you did it on your own, but at this point you're a danger to yourself and others. Mostly others. Also you're talking like British Royalty, which is a whole other level of problematic.

[deafleppard]

Okay I can actually explain that last part.

Honest.

[rushing_by]

What's the explanation?

[deafleppard]

Hear me out, okay?

What would you say if I told you that I get my powers now from a combination of an alien parasite, my radioactive blood, and mutant lizard DNA?

And me and it are now bonded together and I can do stuff I couldn't even think of doing before.

Except now I hear it inside my head.

Like, wouldn't that just be the craziest?

[rushing_by]

What I'd say is that you should add Doctor Gym'll to the list of people you need to see because alien parasites are never a good thing.

[deafleppard]

uuuurrrrgh

[rushing_by]

Yes, going to the doctor sucks. That doesn't mean you somehow get out of having to see him. Go to the medbay before space tapeworms eat your brain or something.

[deafleppard]

just because you add "space" to any word doesn't mean it exists.

[rushing_by]

You still have an alien parasite and need to go to the doctor.

It's either that, or I carry you there myself. And you don't want me to do that. Especially if you're prone to motion sickness.