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Tadashi Hamada ([personal profile] the_civilian) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2017-10-12 07:34 pm

Team Bonding, AMA

[ Tadashi is reclining in a bed in medical, wearing the beatific smile of the enlightened and the well and truly stoned. ]

I love biology. Well, no, I'm enthusiastic about biology, I don't love it. I love programming and engineering and my family and helping people. Not in that order. Maybe in that order in regards to science. Except programming and engineering are the tools I use to help people, but I do love them too.

[ He stares off into space for a moment, then shakes himself and focuses back on the camera again. ]

But, you know, the thing about biology that's so cool is that we don't understand it all the way. Sometimes biological interactions happen unexpectedly. Like, these painkillers. I don't have an example of them to show you; they're already in my system and the medical staff won't give me more of them because they make me really loopy. Which is cool, because it's not an allergic reaction or a result of a miscalculated dose, it's just a reaction that happens sometimes to some people. Which is cool! Even almost a thousand years in the future of an alternate universe -- which has seriously weird rules, oh my god you guys I wish I loved biology and philosophy and physics more so I could study how weird this place is, I could write so many papers -- people still don't really know how our bodies work and why they react to certain things the way they do. Reality is amazing and I am so happy it exists!

[ He beams at the camera, but his smile eventually fades into confusion. Then he gasps in apparent surprise. ]

Oh yeah! Anyway, I'm super bored right now and I can't concentrate enough to read anything longer than a few sentences. And I've kind of been focused on dealing with my own stuff and not lighting things on fire when I shouldn't to get to know people, so I was thinking I should get off my ass and do that. Metaphorically, not literally, because the medical staff has confined to this bed until I metabolize the painkillers.

I was thinking we could do a...thingy. That thing people sometimes-- AMA! Ask Me Anything, that thing! We could do that, but just for Legionnaires. Not that I don't love the staffers here, I do, but I was thinking it could be a team bonding thing and some people here are more private than others. But I'd need one of the scary computer ladies to lock it down for me, because I can't figure out how to do that right now.

[ His eyes widen suddenly. ]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean that like "scary computers who are women", that would be rude, I meant it like "scary women who are good with computers". Computer programming has a long history of ignoring the contributions of the women who are it's backbone, and we have a lot of women here who area really good at what they do and they deserve to be afforded all the respect due to them as people and as badasses. The patriarchy sucks like the vacuum abhorred by nature.

...I think this got away from me. What was I talking about?
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[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-10-18 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Totally.

Gets better though. His villain name is Plasmius. Vlad Plasmius.
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[personal profile] iamresponding 2017-10-18 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Rich erupts into laughter.]

He looks like a vampire, right? Or is one. Am I close? With a name like that he's gotta have a vampire thing going on.
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[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-10-18 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, he's definitely got a vampire thing going on.

Like, he's not really a vampire, but for some reason, that's what he went with.

Because he's a freaking fruitloop.
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[personal profile] iamresponding 2017-10-18 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
I had this villain called Diamondhead. You know what his deal was?

He had a diamond for a head.

[Yep.]

Then there was also The Condor, and uuuh, his whole thing was that he looked like a Condor.
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[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-10-18 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
What, you're telling me The Condor didn't look like a gorilla?
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[personal profile] iamresponding 2017-10-18 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I know. Crazy, right?
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[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-10-18 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh-- oh man, speaking of dumb villains.

So, the most obnoxious one I have to deal with? The box ghost.
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[personal profile] iamresponding 2017-10-18 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Rich laughs again.]

Now, does he haunt boxes or is he shaped like one? It really could be either.
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[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-10-18 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
The first one.

And I mean, it's literally anything even remotely box-like.

Which would be fine, if he wasn't a loud idiot.

[ He clears his throat, throwing his hands up like he's pretending to be spooky. ]

BEWARE! For I am, THE BOOOOOX GHOOOOOST! MASTER of all things cardboard and square!
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[personal profile] iamresponding 2017-10-18 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, now Rich isn't just laughing, now he's dying. Good job, Danny, you've done what even Thanos couldn't even do. You've killed him. It takes him a while to get the laughter under control.]

[It's actually rare that he laughs this hard anymore. It's been a rough few years.]

Blue blazes, how do you even manage to stay upright to fight him? I'd probably wind up laughing on the floor every time.
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[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-10-18 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it was funny the first few times.

But it's been a year.

And this happens like, a bunch of times a week.

... You can see where I'm going with this.
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[personal profile] iamresponding 2017-10-18 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeeeah, we've all been there. Like I said...The Condor.
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[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-10-18 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so like. What did he actually do?

Like, did he just fly around robberies, and come down when someone was dead?

[ Wrong bird, Danny. ]
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[personal profile] iamresponding 2017-10-18 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
You're thinking vultures. He spent most of his time flying around doing robberies, trying to get evil plans going that were way above his weight class, and getting beaten up by a high schooler.

I wasn't a particularly bright high schooler, either. C-student. He was supposedly a supergenius scientist and I still beat him every time.
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[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-10-18 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, so he's Technus.