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Tadashi Hamada ([personal profile] the_civilian) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2017-10-12 07:34 pm

Team Bonding, AMA

[ Tadashi is reclining in a bed in medical, wearing the beatific smile of the enlightened and the well and truly stoned. ]

I love biology. Well, no, I'm enthusiastic about biology, I don't love it. I love programming and engineering and my family and helping people. Not in that order. Maybe in that order in regards to science. Except programming and engineering are the tools I use to help people, but I do love them too.

[ He stares off into space for a moment, then shakes himself and focuses back on the camera again. ]

But, you know, the thing about biology that's so cool is that we don't understand it all the way. Sometimes biological interactions happen unexpectedly. Like, these painkillers. I don't have an example of them to show you; they're already in my system and the medical staff won't give me more of them because they make me really loopy. Which is cool, because it's not an allergic reaction or a result of a miscalculated dose, it's just a reaction that happens sometimes to some people. Which is cool! Even almost a thousand years in the future of an alternate universe -- which has seriously weird rules, oh my god you guys I wish I loved biology and philosophy and physics more so I could study how weird this place is, I could write so many papers -- people still don't really know how our bodies work and why they react to certain things the way they do. Reality is amazing and I am so happy it exists!

[ He beams at the camera, but his smile eventually fades into confusion. Then he gasps in apparent surprise. ]

Oh yeah! Anyway, I'm super bored right now and I can't concentrate enough to read anything longer than a few sentences. And I've kind of been focused on dealing with my own stuff and not lighting things on fire when I shouldn't to get to know people, so I was thinking I should get off my ass and do that. Metaphorically, not literally, because the medical staff has confined to this bed until I metabolize the painkillers.

I was thinking we could do a...thingy. That thing people sometimes-- AMA! Ask Me Anything, that thing! We could do that, but just for Legionnaires. Not that I don't love the staffers here, I do, but I was thinking it could be a team bonding thing and some people here are more private than others. But I'd need one of the scary computer ladies to lock it down for me, because I can't figure out how to do that right now.

[ His eyes widen suddenly. ]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean that like "scary computers who are women", that would be rude, I meant it like "scary women who are good with computers". Computer programming has a long history of ignoring the contributions of the women who are it's backbone, and we have a lot of women here who area really good at what they do and they deserve to be afforded all the respect due to them as people and as badasses. The patriarchy sucks like the vacuum abhorred by nature.

...I think this got away from me. What was I talking about?
steelandtemper: (35)

[personal profile] steelandtemper 2017-10-13 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Locked. I'm deleting local copies on staffers' devices, too. You owe me a favor to be determined later.
headinjuries: i pet it. like i was pocahontas. (i made friends with a raccoon.)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2017-10-13 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
That's...not a bad idea. I mean, I always skip the anonmeme ones, but I can probably trust you guys not to flood it with like 500 questions about Rich being my dad?
walkingballpit: (32)

Robbie

[personal profile] walkingballpit 2017-10-13 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Not like I ever shut up, but sure. Ask me anything.
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[personal profile] walkingballpit 2017-10-13 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Please. Your mom is too awesome for Rich.
steelandtemper: (03)

[personal profile] steelandtemper 2017-10-13 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Klondike solitaire is mathematically determinate, meaning I can randomize and solve several quadrillion games a second.

[Halo AIs are so broken.]

Not that I do. Dull problem.
headinjuries: (in theory it seemed like it would work.)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2017-10-13 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
You're absolutely right, but dude, why are you so obsessed with my mom.
steelandtemper: (22)

[personal profile] steelandtemper 2017-10-13 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Hate to break it to you, but you're doing the question-asking thing backwards.
walkingballpit: (6)

[personal profile] walkingballpit 2017-10-13 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Are you really asking that on a teammates only AMA? Because I'd have to answer. It's as sacred as an all Truth Truth-or-Dare.
headinjuries: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward. (life lesson #1:)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2017-10-13 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
....no don't answer, for the love of god DO NOT ANSWER
thebioticwoman: (016)

Shepard

[personal profile] thebioticwoman 2017-10-13 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Don't make me regret this.

[Everyone, make her regret this.]
walkingballpit: (5)

[personal profile] walkingballpit 2017-10-13 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
This is me, not answering, as asked!
whyarewehere: (L)

Grif

[personal profile] whyarewehere 2017-10-13 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. But no dating questions. Please.
prettycoolguy: (12)

The Chief

[personal profile] prettycoolguy 2017-10-13 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Reserving the right not to answer.
calibrates_big_guns: (really?)

Garrus

[personal profile] calibrates_big_guns 2017-10-13 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to kick myself for this later ... but what the hell?
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[personal profile] thebioticwoman 2017-10-13 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Weirdest or worst?

Weirdest...back before I got my commission, my unit was all going stir-crazy on a month-long guard rotation to a place that never saw action and had the base extranet connection throttled for security reasons. One guy, Skinner, decided he was gonna mix together everything green in the barracks fridge. That included some random energy drink, lime jello, pesto, at least three different kinds of vegetables he stole out of people's mess hall leftovers, green chile sauce, and pickles in brine. Probably some other stuff I'm forgetting, too. Of course we all had some because we were teenage marines and the Chief had left us unsupervised in the mistaken belief we couldn't find something stupid to do while he went to chat with the L-T for 15 minutes.

Anyway, there are no words for that flavor and texture experience.

...That one's a strong contender for "worst," too.
whyarewehere: (6)

[personal profile] whyarewehere 2017-10-13 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Scale of one to ten, how high are you?
whyarewehere: (B)

[personal profile] whyarewehere 2017-10-13 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, that's all my material.
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[personal profile] whyarewehere 2017-10-13 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
That's what we do around here. It's like sharing the love.

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