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[steelandtemper]

[What has no thumbs and is sick to death of gods and sorcerers and magic spears and all the similar crap that keeps popping up? This AI.

Well, actually, her hologram has thumbs, but they're currently not visible behind the equally holographic folded arms.]

Poll: how many of you are from universes where the supernatural is real? Magic, gods, shoe-making elves that aren't just a parable about virtue, whatever.

[Why Grimm's Fairy Tales? Why not Grimm's Fairy Tales? It's all equally nonsense as far as thorough-going materialist Cortana is concerned.]

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[walkingballpit]

[ There was at least SOME attempt at self editing, and it's not like he laughed. ]

Captain.

[ Ordinarily, the break after the codename would be an imitation, but he legitimately needs the time to put together a response that doesn't involve screaming. ]

It wasn't the trainee program. It was Camp Hammond, and it was torture. I've read their files. The Green Goblin tortured some of them personally. He was trying to enhance their powers. Their lives will never be the same.

[ The rest is an afterthought. ]

And it kind of pales in comparison, but no one was hitting on the students.

[smarterthandad]

Mr. Robbie, he's from before Stamford.

Uncle Steve, stuff like this is why you sort out timeline ASAP.

[If they're gonna fight, Val wants it to be over something one of them actually did.]

[walkingballpit]

[ It figures that, the one time he tees off on someone about that,it's the guy who doesn't remember any of it. ]

Great. I guess we just pretend this conversation never happened, unless Querl has a Time Trapper proof tattoo ink so we can send him home with a full sleeve of notes.

[hepunchedhitler]

Thank you, Valeria.

[Even if you did just out Speedball's identity. He'll let that slide and try to forget, though.]

If that's what you want to do. I know timelines can be... tricky.

[walkingballpit]

If it's what you want to do, I'm cool with sparing you the ulcer and depression.

[ No one could possibly have a good reaction to learning about the superhero civil war and all that it entailed, including Cap's own supposed death and Thor... was it Thor that killed the Wasp? ... no, it was Skrull Thor or... something. Robbie can't remember much of that part. ]

They put a lot of it in that Legion Legacy show. It's not all of it, but... you'd get the idea.