[text] Self Improvement

[whyarewehere]

[ Grif, uncharacteristically, has left a text post instead of filming himself with the camera out of focus or too close to his face or with a thumb over the lens. Weird. At least the complete lack of capitalization isn't surprising.]

so how is everyone's training crap going?

just curious. no reason.

by the way, you know that thing the flash can do where he uses his speed powers to go through walls? total bullshit.

ps: some of you are new, and i want to know what your deal is. do we have anyone who shoots eye lasers yet? that would be awesome.

(OOC: This is dated to after the mission. Preemptively declaring I do not mind if you threadhop each other to talk about training or w/e as long as the other player involved is cool with it!)

Comments

[pinball_wizard]

[Surveillance footage of the training room starts up, showing Grif. He seems to be working up his courage, shaking himself out. Then he charges forwards, slamming right into a wall. He falls down onto his back, screaming.]

[whyarewehere]

that's someone else!

[ It's not. He's super obvious. He's too flustered to mount a more credible defense than this. ]

text

[thethinzooline]

You sure showed that wall what-for.

[He is so saving that. And seeing if he can repost it to the UP's equivalent of Vine.]

[whyarewehere]

you do know that i can catch you, right? i can find you and catch you?

[thethinzooline]

the catching, maybe, but the finding not so much. illusion powers, remember?

[whyarewehere]

i will make you into a hat and then we'll see how much of a smartass you are.

[thethinzooline]

you can try but I'll just hide behind your one weakness: a wall.

[whyarewehere]

[ Grif's reply is a picture of his middle finger. Then he logs off. ]