[text] Self Improvement

[whyarewehere]

[ Grif, uncharacteristically, has left a text post instead of filming himself with the camera out of focus or too close to his face or with a thumb over the lens. Weird. At least the complete lack of capitalization isn't surprising.]

so how is everyone's training crap going?

just curious. no reason.

by the way, you know that thing the flash can do where he uses his speed powers to go through walls? total bullshit.

ps: some of you are new, and i want to know what your deal is. do we have anyone who shoots eye lasers yet? that would be awesome.

(OOC: This is dated to after the mission. Preemptively declaring I do not mind if you threadhop each other to talk about training or w/e as long as the other player involved is cool with it!)

Comments

[ringslinging]

It's all Speed Force. Don't try to understand the Speed Force, trust me. It's not worth the headache.

[whyarewehere]

i'm pretty sure that's not a real thing.

[ringslinging]

Did you try running fast enough to time travel? He does that too.

[whyarewehere]

i think you'd have to be on a planet for that to work. that's hard to test in space. you know. because of science.

[ringslinging]

If only we had a hall full of threshold gates and easy access to a lot of planets from here. Some kind of...threshold hub, if you will.

[whyarewehere]

that sounds suspiciously like effort. you guys know i don't do that.

[ringslinging]

Reach for the stars, Grif. Reach for the stars.

[whyarewehere]

the remote's closer, hal. did you ever think of that?

[ringslinging]

What, you haven't figured out how to use the Speed Force to change channels hands-free yet?

[whyarewehere]

dude the more you talk about the speed force the more i'm sure you're thinking of star wars and just very confused.

[ringslinging]

No, you don't strike me as Jedi material.

[googledox]

Don't encourage him.

I can't believe I, of all people, am saying this, but no unauthorized time travel experiments. We have enough problems to deal with currently without factoring time travel paradoxes in.

[whyarewehere]

oh c'mon he was almost talking me into it!

[googledox]

If you try it and get lost in the Neolithic era, I'm not coming to get you. You'll have to learn to enjoy your mud hut and pointy sticks.

[whyarewehere]

but consider: i could kick a velociraptor's ass!

[googledox]

Velociraptors weren't alive during the ne--never mind. Never mind.

[ringslinging]

I wouldn't be saying it if I thought he could actually pull it off, but point taken.

[googledox]

Never assume that something is truly idiot-proof, Jordan. Idiots are deceptively ingenious.

[ringslinging]

Yeah, I've heard that one a million times from Bruce.

[ Spoilers: Bruce probably means him. ]

[relativityspeaking]

Cosmic Boy is going to be so proud of you when I show him the screenshot I just took of this post.

[whyarewehere]

do i smell hypocrisy? oooooh busted!

[googledox]

It would only be hypocrisy if I still meddled frivolously with time travel. I no longer do.

[googledox]

Time travel would be imprudent at this time. There were times in the past that it was a much more reasonable experimental venture.

[relativityspeaking]

So proud.

[googledox]

Watch yourself or I'll bring some neanderthals forward to the present and set them loose on Legion World just because.