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[calibrates_big_guns]

Is the anon meme always this ... [He trails off, swirling the half-empty highball of something alcoholic in his hand as he searches for the right word. He settles on:] Colorful?

[He chuckles, scrolling down the page. Facially, he's not the easiest guy to read, but everything here just screams amusement.]

Comments

[legionnpcs]

Laughing's all you can do at this point. Just avoid the fanfic if you want to keep your good humor.

[calibrates_big_guns]

I'm morbidly curious.

[legionnpcs]

Oh, it's all just a bunch of smut or thinly masked knockoffs of whatever movie was popular six months ago.

Expect a lot of assumptions about how your species works. I don't know the ins and outs, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume you don't have some kind pleasure generating glands lacing your throat or whatever nonsense is popular this week.

[calibrates_big_guns]

As useful as I'm sure that would be, I think you're probably making a safe bet.

[Though now he definitely needs to look at this later, after a few more drinks.]