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[calibrates_big_guns]

Is the anon meme always this ... [He trails off, swirling the half-empty highball of something alcoholic in his hand as he searches for the right word. He settles on:] Colorful?

[He chuckles, scrolling down the page. Facially, he's not the easiest guy to read, but everything here just screams amusement.]

Comments

[legionnpcs]

Seems like the only color they care about, so far as you're concerned, is red.

[calibrates_big_guns]

Apparently. Have you gotten swept up in all of this? I haven't managed to read all of it yet.

[whyarewehere]

Yeah, pretty much. You get used to them. Sometimes they send you food.

[ Grif and Grif priorities. ]

[legionnpcs]

Not yet. I'm just a Legion ambassador for the Science Police, so I'm generally in the background as far as the fandom goes. They want sexy superheroes, not Liaison Lass.

[calibrates_big_guns]

Fair enough.

[Something on his screen gets a laugh out of him.]

I just feel bad for anyone getting pulled into it. I know there's at least one who isn't going to find this as funny as I do.

[calibrates_big_guns]

I'm not sure that I want them to send me anything considering what they've been talking about.

[whyarewehere]

They send you cookies with embarrassing shit written on them. You get cookies, the evidence is destroyed, it's a win-win.

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[steelandtemper]

It's cute they think I can't find them.

[Look, Garrus, it's a glowy blue hologram, but much more lifelike than EDI in every way.]

[calibrates_big_guns]

Or at least it would be if they didn't have a pretty realistic possibility of accidentally poisoning me.

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[calibrates_big_guns]

Cortana, I take it?

[He's seen you around. Nice to be able to put a name to the face, though.]

[whyarewehere]

You know, given the way things are around here? I should probably be more worried about actual poison.

[ Said in the tones of a person who isn't actually going to worry about that. ]

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[steelandtemper]

The one and only.

[Modesty is one of her best qualities.]

[calibrates_big_guns]

The thought has occurred to me.

[Said in the tones of a person who IS going to worry about that.]

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[calibrates_big_guns]

[He likes her already.]

So, just out of curiosity, how long would it take you to crack through the anon coding?

[Because based on what he's heard of her last mission, it's a matter of 'when' not 'if'.]

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[steelandtemper]

It's cute that you're phrasing it as a hypothetical.

[Trying to keep Cortana out is the surest way to make sure she gets in.]

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[calibrates_big_guns]

Believe me, there's not a doubt in my mind that you can do it. I just have a theory I want to confirm.

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[steelandtemper]

Depends if I bring a friend or not.

[Computo. She means Computo.]

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[araignee_du_soir]

I find it inanely entertaining.

[legionnpcs]

Laughing's all you can do at this point. Just avoid the fanfic if you want to keep your good humor.

[calibrates_big_guns]

I'm morbidly curious.

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[calibrates_big_guns]

The guy sticking up for Arbitrator in the threads discussing our little encounter in the mess hall ... It's him, just logged in anonymously, isn't it?

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[steelandtemper]

Whether or not it's him, I wouldn't invade a fellow Legionnaire's privacy like that.

[She is the biggest liar and also of course it it's him, Garrus.]

[whyarewehere]

How would they accidentally poison you, anyway? Peanut allergy?

[calibrates_big_guns]

That's my take on this too.

Though, I will say, I didn't have you pegged for the type to play along with the fans.

[He seems to recall a thread starting with 'Will you step on my face'.]

[legionnpcs]

Oh, it's all just a bunch of smut or thinly masked knockoffs of whatever movie was popular six months ago.

Expect a lot of assumptions about how your species works. I don't know the ins and outs, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume you don't have some kind pleasure generating glands lacing your throat or whatever nonsense is popular this week.