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[calibrates_big_guns]

Is the anon meme always this ... [He trails off, swirling the half-empty highball of something alcoholic in his hand as he searches for the right word. He settles on:] Colorful?

[He chuckles, scrolling down the page. Facially, he's not the easiest guy to read, but everything here just screams amusement.]

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[legionnpcs]

Seems like the only color they care about, so far as you're concerned, is red.

[calibrates_big_guns]

Apparently. Have you gotten swept up in all of this? I haven't managed to read all of it yet.

[legionnpcs]

Not yet. I'm just a Legion ambassador for the Science Police, so I'm generally in the background as far as the fandom goes. They want sexy superheroes, not Liaison Lass.

[whyarewehere]

Yeah, pretty much. You get used to them. Sometimes they send you food.

[ Grif and Grif priorities. ]

[calibrates_big_guns]

I'm not sure that I want them to send me anything considering what they've been talking about.

[whyarewehere]

They send you cookies with embarrassing shit written on them. You get cookies, the evidence is destroyed, it's a win-win.

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[steelandtemper]

It's cute they think I can't find them.

[Look, Garrus, it's a glowy blue hologram, but much more lifelike than EDI in every way.]

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[calibrates_big_guns]

Cortana, I take it?

[He's seen you around. Nice to be able to put a name to the face, though.]

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[steelandtemper]

The one and only.

[Modesty is one of her best qualities.]

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[araignee_du_soir]

I find it inanely entertaining.

[calibrates_big_guns]

That's my take on this too.

Though, I will say, I didn't have you pegged for the type to play along with the fans.

[He seems to recall a thread starting with 'Will you step on my face'.]

[araignee_du_soir]

What can I say? I am in a... playful mood.

[Besides, who wouldn't want to have her step on them?]

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[thebioticwoman]

[Shepard holds up a datapad with text on it.]

If turians were this good, no one would even look twice at the asari.

[She found the kinkmeme.]

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[calibrates_big_guns]

I never mentioned the aphrodesiac gland sitting under my tongue?

[He shrugs.]

Hmm, must have slipped my mind.

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[taumangaria]

Is it?

[He looks a little bewildered by all of this.]

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[calibrates_big_guns]

I take it this is all a little much for you?

[orbislife]

I do not know. It is quite an experience.

[ He hasn't even done anything yet, and he's already getting shipped? ]

[calibrates_big_guns]

That's one way of putting it, yeah.

[A hell of an understatement, but it's not wrong.]

[circusbat]

Yeah, usually. The last couple were a little quiet, but I'm guessing Colu's gotten them riled up again.

[Dick's scrolling, too, with a massive grin on his face. What? It's not the first time he's run into fandom.]

[calibrates_big_guns]

[It's not the first time Garrus has encountered it either - Shepard had quite a few fans - but this is the first time he's seen it so rabid. And the first time it's been directed towards him in any capacity. It's surreal, and that only adds to the comedic value of it.]

Either that or they were waiting for some alien biology to speculate about.

[truefaceofthelaw]

They're all a bunch of pervs, deviants, and freaks.

[No, he's not elaborating. But needless to say, Rico is not finding this funny.]

[walkingballpit]

You know them all personally, buddy?

[lovernotafighter]

You're talking about my kind of people right there.

[hallaifyouherd]

I'm going to be glad I don't read any of that, aren't I?

[calibrates_big_guns]

Probably. Depends on your tolerance for explicit subject matter and whether or not you can laugh at someone being miles off the mark.