Peter Lynne (
manwhosoldtheworld) wrote in
thelegion2017-07-03 12:00 am
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Well, isn't this nice?
[Peter has a mug of coffee clasped between his hands and is wearing an obnoxiously acid green t-shirt. You can take the man out of the gym, but you can't take the gym out of the man. His tastes haven't changed that much.]
Electricity. Hot running water. Coffee. As much alcohol as I can imbibe. It's delightful.
[Yes, he does intend to take advantage of the new-found luxury.]
I would love to say that I'm shocked to be here and all those platitudes about trying to adjust, but really, this makes about as much sense as anything else that's happened to me in the last few years.
Zombie apocalypse, insane hippies with mind-control rays, people growing lizard scales... superheroes and alternate realities seems like the next logical step, as far as logic has anything to do with it.
[He takes a long drink of his coffee.]
Oh yes. You can call me Peter. I'm... A Runner, entertainer, part-time spy and occasional meat shield. I'm sure we'll have a marvellous time together.
[Peter has a mug of coffee clasped between his hands and is wearing an obnoxiously acid green t-shirt. You can take the man out of the gym, but you can't take the gym out of the man. His tastes haven't changed that much.]
Electricity. Hot running water. Coffee. As much alcohol as I can imbibe. It's delightful.
[Yes, he does intend to take advantage of the new-found luxury.]
I would love to say that I'm shocked to be here and all those platitudes about trying to adjust, but really, this makes about as much sense as anything else that's happened to me in the last few years.
Zombie apocalypse, insane hippies with mind-control rays, people growing lizard scales... superheroes and alternate realities seems like the next logical step, as far as logic has anything to do with it.
[He takes a long drink of his coffee.]
Oh yes. You can call me Peter. I'm... A Runner, entertainer, part-time spy and occasional meat shield. I'm sure we'll have a marvellous time together.
no subject
[what.]
Ya know wot? Ya win this one. I can't beat somethin' that never made sense ta begin with.
[Not that there was a competition here, but there are only so many unclear degrees of separation between zombies, norse mythology, and outdated psychology before you just have to write the whole thing off as "yeah nah, forget it."]
no subject
[Peter sighs and leans forward towards the camera.]
If it makes you feel any better, It makes no bloody sense to me and I've lived through it. it all gets a bit ridiculous really.