thelegion | An Important Question [post Time Ripples]

[ Are you tired of random kids popping up with not clear explanation? Too bad here's another one: small, red headed, freckly and currently about 10 feet up in the air. Because flight ring. ]

Hey, these rings are super cool, but where can I get a skateboard? Those still exist in the future, right? Do you guys have hover boards? Or like rocket powered skateboards? That would be way, way cooler.

[ Pause for slight altitude adjustment while the nameless kid drifts aimlessly through a doorway.]

This place is really huge, though. How do you guys even get anywhere when you're in a hurry? They said I'm supposed to have superpowers, but I've tried teleporting and shit and nothing's different. How do you tell if you have powers?

[ These aimless questions could probably carry on for a while, but luckily for everyone, she gets distracted by something in the hall she's drifting down and ends the transmition without much further ado. ]

[ooc: deeply belated header change, cuz i don't know how things like dates work. ]

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What if it was just parts of you that blew up, like everytime you farted your butt blows up. Gross.

[ AH THE COMEDY STYLINGS OF A 13 TOTALLY 14 YEAR OLD.

And a brief pause while Jesse messes with her Omnicom ]

Shit, when they said this place was a world, they weren't fucking around.

[He makes a disgusted noise despite obvious amusement that he's failing to hide.]

Aw, come on. Though...I guess that could at least make it more useful. Still disgusting, though. Grife.

Yeah, the names pretty literal. Getting used to it isn't quite as daunting as it might seem at first, though.

[Said the speedster who can walk through walls.]

[ She's a comedy genius, Thad, accept it. ]

Gotta get used to it first, though. They should put in trains or something so people can get from their rooms to the cafeteria in less than a week.

[He'd genuinely never thought about that before. How did none speedsters get around Legion World so easily?]

I'm...kind of surprised that they haven't, actually. Though, I suppose most people fly wherever they need to go here, which must take less time than walking.

Flying is pretty sweet.

[ Sez the girl who is absolutely still aimlessly floating down corridors. ]

I bet there's awesome tricks and shit you can do with flying, like if you had rollerblades or something.

I suppose so. Honestly, I kind of prefer to keep my feet on the ground.

Admittedly it is something of a short person's best friend, though. [There's a slight pause before he adds;] Speaking from experience, not trying to imply anything.

[He doesn't even have to climb on things to get to high shelves anymore. That was definitely a bonus.]

Keeping your feet on the ground is boring though.

Maybe, but speedsters aren't as useful when they can't get traction.

Have you had much experience with flying before being brought here?

Oh yeah, I guess you gotta have your feet on the ground to run.

Nah, just on my deck. Nobody's got powers where I'm from.

Your deck?

[What is this skater slang?]

Yeah, you know. My board.

Uh. My skateboard.

[ It's hip, Thad. ]

I probably should have guessed that...

So, is there no magic or anything in your universe?

I dunno, not that I've seen. I've met some demons and gods and junk.

We got ninjas.

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