Jason Lee Scott (
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thelegion2016-04-04 03:12 pm
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AUDIO: Whoops.
[Whoops. That'd been a thing for a while.
His voice snaps onto the omnicomm, filled with good humor. Jason's still not comfortable with the omnicomm's video function, especially since he's still having to dot his face with anti-fungal cream.]
I'm gonna start this off with a warning. Doublecheck to be sure that the mail you're opening is actually yours. I had to figure that out when I accidentally picked up something meant for Brainiac 5. The good news is that I'm now out of quarantine and the med techs are pretty sure I'm not going to grow any more mushrooms.
Thanks, guys. I don't know if I can look at a pizza the same way again, though.
[He'd spent most of the past few weeks trying to learn the Interlac alphabet on his own, without the earpieces translating for him. Might keep those mix-ups from happening again.
His voice takes on a wry tone, almost apologetic.]
So it sounds like I missed some action and a few new romances. Sorry about that, gang. For the new guys I missed, hey. I'm Jason, from Angel Grove, California, and I don't really do anything exciting. Nice to meet you all.
His voice snaps onto the omnicomm, filled with good humor. Jason's still not comfortable with the omnicomm's video function, especially since he's still having to dot his face with anti-fungal cream.]
I'm gonna start this off with a warning. Doublecheck to be sure that the mail you're opening is actually yours. I had to figure that out when I accidentally picked up something meant for Brainiac 5. The good news is that I'm now out of quarantine and the med techs are pretty sure I'm not going to grow any more mushrooms.
Thanks, guys. I don't know if I can look at a pizza the same way again, though.
[He'd spent most of the past few weeks trying to learn the Interlac alphabet on his own, without the earpieces translating for him. Might keep those mix-ups from happening again.
His voice takes on a wry tone, almost apologetic.]
So it sounds like I missed some action and a few new romances. Sorry about that, gang. For the new guys I missed, hey. I'm Jason, from Angel Grove, California, and I don't really do anything exciting. Nice to meet you all.
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I usually scan most of my mail before opening it but Jason opened it by mistake. Fortunately, the infection was easily treatable.
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wow. jerks.
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However, I do occasionally requisition certain mechanical parts for my work or for repair around the ship, and the packages aren't always clearly labeled so I have to scan them all to make sure they're not biohazards. Or explosives.
Like I said, many blame me for the incident. The Legion is well-loved by some of the public and many citizens in some of the UP member worlds of Lost Legionnaires see me as responsible for killing "their" Legionnaire.
Part of the issue is that while most of us believe our comrades to be dimensionally displaced, most of the UP believes that they're dead, which means they're rather uncompromising in their hostility and in seeking someone to blame.
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but if it means anything, i kind of get what you're going through.
granted, i haven't yet experienced someone trying to blow me up or poison me by mail but. you know.
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You won't find it so easy to escape, either. The public loves a good pillorying.
Quite fortunately, public approval is not what our work is about.
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i'm just saying it would make my life a little bit easier if they stopped reminding me.
doesn't look like the people here have caught on to me. so that's cool.
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It's entirely possible they may turn against you at some point, but for now, you're in their good graces, and it's my hope that I can get you home long before any of you are in the public's crosshairs.
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and thanks, by the way.
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[He's really not used to being thanked for things. Even though he knows his friends appreciate him, usually after the part where they scream "Brainy, we need you to do the thing nowwwww!" they're too busy celebrating over not being dead to thank him.]
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[precious socially awkward child.]
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There's no need to express gratitude for any reassurances I've given you.
They're simply the truth.
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you're getting my thanks anyways