just a simple question | voice

[ordinarily]

Where are the burgers?

[ This is the voice of a very distressed teenager. Very distressed. ]

I get that it's the space future, but the nurse was lying when she said they don't serve meat. Right?

[ Silence. ]

... Right?

Comments

[ordinarily]

Kill me now.

[muroieda]

I can arrange that! How much ya payin'?

[ordinarily]

How do you feel about the low price of free?

[ Danny you know he's not kidding right stop this ]

[muroieda]

Pass. Ain't gonna get blood on me hands if I can't clean it off with cash.

[Thankfully Junkrat is just that serious about his job as a merc.]

But seriously, mate, veggie burgers ain't that bad. I know they ain't the same texture and ya gotta cook 'em different, but with the right spice and dressin', ya really can't tell the difference.

[ordinarily]

[ He was honestly about to write this off until the "can't tell the difference" part. Because really, Danny's more than a little desperate. ]

Is that, like... hard? I've never really cooked burgers before.

[muroieda]

Not any harder than learnin' how ta do anything else. All about that trial n' error and practice.

I can teach ya if ya want!

[ordinarily]

... You know what, actually?

Yeah. Yeah, I'd like to cook some burgers.

do you want to...log this

[muroieda]

Excellent choice! One step closer ta becomin' yer own man.

Here's how ta get ta me habitat. I'll get the barbie ready!

[insert instructions here...]

Oh, and watch yer step, mate. Don't go anywhere that looks like someone's been diggin'.

[...don't ask. Please don't ask.]

i am not opposed to this in the slightest

[ordinarily]

That's not comforting.

[ but all the same, he gets up and starts walking over to the habitat. he has nothing to do, and he's really tired of just sitting in the medbay. worst case scenario, he gets lost.

but getting lost in a space ship wasn't exactly an unappealing concept. ]

[muroieda]

[Boom!]