just a simple question | voice

[ordinarily]

Where are the burgers?

[ This is the voice of a very distressed teenager. Very distressed. ]

I get that it's the space future, but the nurse was lying when she said they don't serve meat. Right?

[ Silence. ]

... Right?

Comments

[ordinarily]

You know what? Fine. Vegan burger. Whatever.

I'm just gonna drown it in ketchup and cheese then.

[unrecovered]

...skip the cheese.

[ordinarily]

OH COME ON REALLY???

[unrecovered]

Vegan spacefuture means everything's vegan. The meat is passable. The cheese is not.

[ordinarily]

I now know how Tucker feels.

[unrecovered]

[Wash needs a moment to abruptly shift gears here. Different dimension, different Tucker. Right.]

You get used to it.

I mean, hearing that doesn't help you now, but you do.

[ordinarily]

Doesn't mean I have to like it.

[unrecovered]

[Wash just shrugs. Look, he's got nothing for that one.]