just a simple question | voice

[ordinarily]

Where are the burgers?

[ This is the voice of a very distressed teenager. Very distressed. ]

I get that it's the space future, but the nurse was lying when she said they don't serve meat. Right?

[ Silence. ]

... Right?

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[walkingballpit]

I'm not sure. Every time I think I've added enough hyperbole for a joke to clear any reality hurdles, it winds up being true.

[ordinarily]

... You know, I was really excited about waking up in the space future.

Not so much anymore.

[walkingballpit]

Space future is awesome. Don't let one thing bring you down. It's just food.

You can fly through an asteroid belt. It's a trade I'd do any day.

[ordinarily]

... Okay that's a good point.

Space is pretty awesome.