[Audio]

[kingtyrantranger]

Unrelated to anything, purely out of curiosity, is anyone here afraid of heights, small, dark places, or drowning? Is there anyone who can't swim?

Comments

[audio]

[littlecousin]

Nope across the board, but I wouldn't mind helping with swimming lessons if anyone needs to learn.

[audio]

[kingtyrantranger]

Careful, you'll have people 'forgetting' how to swim just to spend time with you.

[audio]

[littlecousin]

Ha! If people want to hang out, they can just say so.

[walkingballpit]

Literally?

No, no as long as I'm not locked in against my will, and... not more than what's healthy? Maybe more than a normal person, but that's only because I've been in a tidal wave.

[kingtyrantranger]

Were you surfing or something?

[walkingballpit]

No, I was going toe-to-toe with a crazed Atlantean warlord who wasn't opposed to flooding an entire city to prove a point.

[turntex]

thats a weirdly specific question
why

[kingtyrantranger]

Because it's really hard to just come out and say "I'm looking at sites for our next break" right after the mess on Braal without seeming like an insensitive jerk.

[turntex]

why would that make you a jerk
you should have led with that shit its way less ominous than just prodding at peoples phobias apropos of nothing
that said
i cant swim

[audio]

[the_civilian]

No more than normal?

I can help teach swimming. I did a lot of surfing back home.

[audio]

[kingtyrantranger]

Surfing? You don't seem the type, man.

[audio]

[the_civilian]

A guy's got to have some hobbies.

[stophamatime]

Don't make it sound ominous or anything.

[kingtyrantranger]

It wasn't that suspicious.

[Jason is exactly the guy who's said "Let's split up, we'll cover more ground that way."]

[stophamatime]

It's shounen villain levels of suspicious.

[wherenoonegoes]

I'm a dragon-riding Viking, so it'd be somewhat ironic if I was afraid of any of that.

[kingtyrantranger]

I dunno, fear of small, dark places still sounds like something reasonable for a Viking.

[wherenoonegoes]

That's one of the places dragon-riding comes in. Most dragons live in caves.

So what's the plan for camping this time, anyways?

[whyarewehere]

...Can we go with all of the above?

I mean, I can run on water, but dude.

[kingtyrantranger]

I was thinking more... underwater?

[ghost_bait]

I'm not... really a swimmer.

[kingtyrantranger]

Okay. Is it a problem of never learning or are you just not a fan?

[rushing_by]

As long there aren't any mutant shark-men in the water, I'm fine with swimming.

[kingtyrantranger]

Nah. There's some sharks, but they're friendly.

[fuckaccuracy]

Kinda hard to swim with a metal arm.