[voice] A Valor's Day Gift

[relativityspeaking]

Valor's Day might not be a holiday that most of you celebrate back home, but I know a lot of you have winter holidays that celebrate togetherness with your communities or families that you're missing out on. Since we can't get you home for those holidays, the Legionnaires from this universe decided to bring a little bit of home to you.

It took a lot of searching, some bargaining with vendors in questionably-legal markets on Rimbor -- and a bit of genetic testing to make sure it was the real thing -- but we got our hands on something a few of you have been missing.

If you head down to the Mess Hall, the food service workers have something waiting for you. I'm told that in English it rhymes with "shaken."

Comments

[unrecovered]

Someone tie Grif to a chair or none of the rest of us will get any.

[Said as he is flat-out sprinting to the mess hall.]

[whyarewehere]

[ Grif may have actually screamed. Just a little bit. He aims to be the first one there, holy shit, nobody stop him. ]

[kingtyrantranger]

Jamaican?

[isthisapidge]

[...That is so cute. She's going to tussle his hair the next time she sees him.

After she eats, of course.]

[iamresponding]

Bacon, Jason.

Or at least I hope it's bacon, 'cause if it's what you're suggesting, they got maybe a little too lax on the no-meat thing.

[Like many of them, Rich is flying through the halls as he talks on his omnicom.]

[headinjuries]

Oh my God.

You guys are the best.

[4starsaviour]

Bacon?! [Oh God/Dende/Supreme Kai, somebody stop him - he'll eat all of it.]

[walkingballpit]

It also rhymes with "fakin'".

I'm not sure I want to torment myself with genuine stripey pig meat. It will make going back to the slow, vegan death march that much harder.

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[deafleppard]

There is a god.

Action

[i_got_this]

[Literally morphing into a cheetah to get there before everyone else.]

[And not realizing that Cheetahs can only maintain their top speeds for about a minute before they run the risk of overheating.]

[So either there is a spotted cat speeding through the hallways, or laid out panting and looking very disgruntled.]