[voice] A Valor's Day Gift

[relativityspeaking]

Valor's Day might not be a holiday that most of you celebrate back home, but I know a lot of you have winter holidays that celebrate togetherness with your communities or families that you're missing out on. Since we can't get you home for those holidays, the Legionnaires from this universe decided to bring a little bit of home to you.

It took a lot of searching, some bargaining with vendors in questionably-legal markets on Rimbor -- and a bit of genetic testing to make sure it was the real thing -- but we got our hands on something a few of you have been missing.

If you head down to the Mess Hall, the food service workers have something waiting for you. I'm told that in English it rhymes with "shaken."