video ★ yes hello this is gohan

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[ You know, when Gohan picked up his omnicom, he had a pretty good idea of what he wanted to say. But astoundingly enough, when he actually turned on the video, he found that he wasn't actually sure how he was gonna go about saying the things he wanted to say. ]

Um...

[ Okay, so people saw the Great Saiyaman under a heroic light. That was good! But, the whole reason he had a superhero persona in the first place was to protect his identity, and now that was out in the open! After all, he didn't want his family under the spotlight! But... then again, they weren't here. And didn't even live here. Heck, for that matter, he didn't exactly go into this expecting to live much of a normal life outside the costume...

God, why did that stupid news program have to use his real name? ]

I uh... I guess I should properly introduce myself?

My name's Gohan... and I'm the Great Saiyaman. [ A pause. ] ... Nice to meet you?

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[Marinette is beyond flustered right now. How could they say all those things? That was supposed to be the news! The news was supposed to tell the truth!]

[Now she needs to run damage control because what if Adrien thinks she isn't single?]

I'm not dating Thad! Not that there's anything wrong with you, Thad, but we're not dating, I don't know why they'd think we were dating, we were just standing. Standing near each other. Friends stand near each other and I was just trying to be friends! How could they get a love triangle out of standing?

And I don't have any experience as a superhero! They were just assuming way, way too much. My powers just make me very acrobatic, and they're easy to use, and they really just need to learn how to fact-check because most of their facts? Were not checked.

Not checked! No checking! Of facts!

How can they get away with that? That was supposed to the news, the news is supposed to tell the truth! They had no journalistic integrity at at all! None! None!