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Dexter Grif ([personal profile] whyarewehere) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2016-01-03 08:59 pm

[video] Show Me Your Moves

[The camera bobs and judders as someone sets it up, catching flashes of a scruffy, unkempt face and pale arms and the sky for a moment.]

Okay so I've been thinking, we've got super powers here, right?

[The picture steadies pointing out at what appears to be a beach, but is more likely to just be a simulated section of beach on the Legion World. It falls over, and Grif swears as he rights it again.]

...Anyway. By super powers I mean amazing things you couldn't do before, because otherwise you're just from some world where you can do cool stuff most of us can't and that's not superpowers, that's just life being unfair to the rest of us.

[Satisfied that the comm is stable, Grif steps out in front of it as he continues.]

So, I want to see what you guys can do. And because I am all about being fair, I'm going first.

[He swings his arms a little, takes a couple breaths, then bolts to the waterline. He's nothing but a speed blur followed by a trail of thrashed sand. He stops at the surf and charges back just as quickly. At the end he's doubled over in front of the camera, hands on his knees, huffing and wheezing.]

Whoo!

[He laughs as he catches his breath, which makes it somewhat harder, and is grinning despite how much that tiny display of super speed seems to have taken out of him. In good shape, this guy is not.]

It's like... it feels like everything's normal speed to me when I do it and everything's all slowed down. It's crazy shit, man.

[Grif plunks down heavily in the sand and picks up the comm again, still visibly panting.]

So. That's me. Show me what you got.

((OOC: Feel free to threadhop each other and talk about powers if you like! Grif is encouraging sharing.))
failbender: (are you stupid?)

[personal profile] failbender 2016-01-07 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
There's no such thing as a just-weasel!

And yes, a weasel snake has scales and a forked tongue.

[But that's not all.]

And also fur and it has a head like a fire ferret.
Edited 2016-01-07 03:14 (UTC)
failbender: (why would you even)

[personal profile] failbender 2016-01-07 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Zuko looks bewildered.]

So it's just a long furry tube with a fire ferret face?

[He's not picturing legs because weasel snakes don't have legs.]

I stand by what I said. That's just weird.
Edited 2016-01-07 08:56 (UTC)
failbender: (what the fresh hell?)

[personal profile] failbender 2016-01-08 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
That's not -- that's not how animals work!

There are always parts. Almost every animal has two parts and other animals also have some of the same parts but there are no animals that are just the one part.

[Welcome to the wide world of chimerical animals, Grif.]
failbender: (nose pinch)

[personal profile] failbender 2016-01-08 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
If that's the way animals work in your worlds, there's something wrong with them.

[Somebody's having trouble with this 'I'm in another world and everything is different' thing but who can blame him? In his universe there is no concept of space stations or superpowers that aren't Bending. As far as Zuko is concerned, the least the universe can give him is animals that are proper animals in other places.]
failbender: (pissy)

[personal profile] failbender 2016-01-12 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Zuko just gives him a flat look.]

The animals are the way they are in my world, you don't have bending in yours. Fine.

That still doesn't explain what a car is.

[You got him off subject by talking about your freakish animals and freakish nonbending, Grif. He still wants to know about the automocars.]
failbender: (arms crossed)

[personal profile] failbender 2016-01-17 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Zuko rolls his eyes because he's not stupid and magic isn't real.]

I bet it's not even magic. I bet you're just talking about carts that are powered by some kind of engine. Maybe a steam engine, maybe something else.

We have engines where I come from.

[They have tanks that are almost close to being the kind of technology you could use for motorized carts. Maybe when the war is over...]
Edited 2016-01-17 09:03 (UTC)
failbender: (roood)

[personal profile] failbender 2016-01-24 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
You're such a liar; I'm not stupid.
Edited 2016-01-24 10:51 (UTC)
failbender: (are you stupid?)

[personal profile] failbender 2016-02-02 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Zuko just rolls his eyes and disconnects. Never let it be said that he has a sense of humor when it comes to people trying to pull his leg.]