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Dexter Grif ([personal profile] whyarewehere) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2016-07-18 09:59 pm

[video] Checking In

[ It’s that time again, gang! Grif’s broadcasting from scenic his room. You can tell it’s Grif’s room because it is an absolute disaster area. There’s all kinds of empty containers strewn everywhere, a pizza box, his other uniform (it’s rumpled and in serious need of a wash), and scattered bits of an orange suit of armor. Of note to those who’ve born witness to this appalling scene before, the far wall has a shiny little plaque on it. That’s new.

All of this is visible in the frame because Grif’s slouching back in his chair with the comm propped up on his desk. He’s a scruffy, somewhat flabby guy swiveling his chair lazily to and fro with one leg while eating… something as he talks. With his mouth full. Because Grif. ]


Alright guys, it’s come to my attention, as the one who tries to keep track of this shit around here, that we have new people. And when we have new people, that means we have new superpowers to figure out how they work.

[ Because clearly, clearly Grif is the only member of the team to take an interest in others and what they can bring to the table. It’s not that he’s nosy and just wants to know if anyone has eye lasers yet. He just gives and gives for this group, he swears.

Grif deigns to swallow before he continues. ]


So: New people. Lay it on me. Who are you, and can you do anything awesome? If it’s not awesome, make it sound awesome, cause that’s what I’m here for.

I’ll start for you:

[ He thumbpoints at his chest, getting space twinkie crumbs everywhere because he’s using that hand. ]

I’m Grif, Doubletime if you want to be that nerd who uses my code name, and I’m pretty much the fastest thing on this ship. Which is awesome.

[ He pauses for a moment, then adds, ]

…And the rest of you should probably come say hi? Tell them stuff? And tell me about the mission because I was stuck back here babysitting the ship and I mean... I took a lot of good naps, but...

[ He shrugs. Then he finishes off the space twinkie, balls up the wrapper, and throws it over his shoulder where it lands on top of the orange helmet. He is not even remotely concerned by this. ]

((( This is a free for all mingle post! Grif will reply to everyone who responds, but if you want to have a character jump into a thread with anyone you are absolutely welcome and, in fact, encouraged. This is set after the end of Lantern Plot, so characters who've been away on that are able to tag in too. )))
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[personal profile] thethinzooline 2016-07-19 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly.

[His body blurs and he turns into a green-skinned Coluan. He keeps lying because why not?]

That's it. That's my power. Shapeshifting.
perverses: (i'll take what i want from your heart)

[personal profile] perverses 2016-07-19 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously? That's got to be the coolest power to have!

[ He's seen a few of those green people around already, so that's slightly less alarming. But only slightly. ]

Ah, sorry about before. I'm not really on the best terms with foxes back home, ya know?
Edited 2016-07-19 05:26 (UTC)
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[personal profile] thethinzooline 2016-07-19 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Now he's interested.]

Really? And why would that be?
perverses: (song refrain that won't fit da da da)

[personal profile] perverses 2016-07-19 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
I just wanted to get by them, but they wanted to pick a fight. It ended up being pretty troublesome.
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[personal profile] thethinzooline 2016-07-19 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
But what would that have to do with any new foxes you might meet?

[...asked the green guy who surely is not a fox.]
perverses: (you're out living it up today)

[personal profile] perverses 2016-07-19 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Absolutely not a fox. It's just so obvious. ]

Ahh, well, they have an awful lot of friends. That's all.
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[personal profile] thethinzooline 2016-07-26 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[The illusion of being a green humanoid explodes in a shimmer that looks like dust falling off him and he's himself again.]

I do have an awful lot of friends, that's true. I know everybody.

[He does. Already. Not technically everyone, because it's a big ship, but by now he's charmed lots of people into being friendly acquaintances, from the nurses in Medbay to the Cafeteria workers (who slip him extra pastries whenever he has a craving) to even the sanitation techs. His experience is that it always pays to know some people.]

Don't worry, though, we've got better things to do than pick fights with strangers.
Edited 2016-07-26 13:07 (UTC)
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[personal profile] perverses 2016-07-28 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wait, why... why the fox again? ]

O-oh, so you really are a talking fox. [ But if he doesn't care about picking fights, hey! ] I guess you wouldn't know the guys I pissed off, anyway. That'd be kind of weird.