video | excuse him he's getting drunk in germany

[justicecrusader]

A planet eater? My friends, you fought a planet eater? And won?!

[ The omnicom comes on to show a rather large old man. A big stupid grin on his face, as he holds a jug full of what one can only assume is beer. Whatever locale he was in, it was rather busy, and definitely loud. Which only made it that much more impressive that he could talk over it so clearly. ]

You almost had me concerned about this Chronoblivion threat, but clearly I was wrong to worry! [ He brings the jug up to his lips, and takes a big swig of it. Slamming it down on the counter, as his grin got wider. ] My friends, tell me about this Galactus! Fighting such a glorious foe must've been thrilling!

Ah, but where are my manners? I am Reinhardt Wilhelm, and I am pleased to make your acquaintance! [ He glances to the side then, seemingly spotting something. Before bringing his jug up into the air, and joyously yelling: ]

BRING ME ANOTHER!

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[justicecrusader]

Currywurst, my friend! If you have not had it before, I guarantee you will love it!

[ He's only saying this because he loves it. Other people can, in fact, have different opinions about currywurst, even if Reinhardt thinks they're wrong. ]

[deafleppard]

Yeah uh, my diet before coming here in no way included that.

It still doesn't include that.

[justicecrusader]

We could fix this.

[deafleppard]

[Suddenly feeling extremely concerned.]

I mean, I guess we could.

[justicecrusader]

Do not worry, my friend! It is very greasy and unhealthy! That's how you know it's delicious.

[deafleppard]

... You have my attention.

[justicecrusader]

Let's see, how do I describe this...

Have you had bratwurst before? [ A pause. ] German sausage. Very delicious. Anyway, currywurst is a fried bratwurst, covered with curry ketchup. It can come with fries, if you wish. But trust me when I tell you that just the currywurst itself is filling enough.

[deafleppard]

You had me at fried.

And you had me again at fries.

[justicecrusader]

What did I tell you? Guaranteed to love it.

[deafleppard]

So when can we have some?

[justicecrusader]

Ah, that is a good question! I suppose whenever we get the chance to fly down to Germany and look for some!

[deafleppard]

I'm gonna hold you to that, you know.

Not literally because your arm alone probably weighs more than me but you get what I'm trying to say.

[justicecrusader]

You say this like I would pass up the chance to introduce someone to currywurst.

[deafleppard]

Let me guess.

You've never passed up the chance.