video | excuse him he's getting drunk in germany

[justicecrusader]

A planet eater? My friends, you fought a planet eater? And won?!

[ The omnicom comes on to show a rather large old man. A big stupid grin on his face, as he holds a jug full of what one can only assume is beer. Whatever locale he was in, it was rather busy, and definitely loud. Which only made it that much more impressive that he could talk over it so clearly. ]

You almost had me concerned about this Chronoblivion threat, but clearly I was wrong to worry! [ He brings the jug up to his lips, and takes a big swig of it. Slamming it down on the counter, as his grin got wider. ] My friends, tell me about this Galactus! Fighting such a glorious foe must've been thrilling!

Ah, but where are my manners? I am Reinhardt Wilhelm, and I am pleased to make your acquaintance! [ He glances to the side then, seemingly spotting something. Before bringing his jug up into the air, and joyously yelling: ]

BRING ME ANOTHER!

Comments

[whyarewehere]

He's high as a fucking kite on pain killers, don't listen to him.

Here's how it works: Sometimes things happen where either I do stuff, or the thing that happens will be worse than me having to do stuff. On those dire occasions only, yeah okay. Maybe I do work.

But I never like it, and you bet your ass I'm a coward. It's called being practical.

[headinjuries]

Whatever, you wanted to give the Surfer a can of whoopass as much as I did.

[whyarewehere]

If Galactus won, we were all gonna die. I prefer to keep that off my to-do list.

I'm not doing that shit again for fun.

[headinjuries]

I never said it was fun.

But it was kinda personal.

[whyarewehere]

Not for me, dude. I don't do personal.

[headinjuries]

Mmhmm.

[whyarewehere]

Next time you're on the business end of a cosmic space asshole, see if I help.

[justicecrusader]

[ Reinhardt's laughing at this entire exchange, just fyi. ]